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I've just about had enough of...
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Originally posted by barely_legal
Liar. You know exactly how you would respond. You would say "sure, of course you're pretty," especially if it were somebody you had to work with every freaking day. You would say "your tits are great" or "your dick is HUGE" or "your festive figure is actually the preferred body type on certain Polynesian islands" just to get them out of your fucking office so that you could get some work done already.
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Actually, I'd desperately search for some feature I found most attractive and absolutely rave about it. Molly Ivins once wrote about going to a spa and having some aesthetician tell her that she had a fabulous space between her eyebrows. She said she was a little worried at first and wondered if she was the first no hoper they ever got. Fortunately the eyebrow space thing presented itself and the aesthetician saved her tip.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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