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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yes, yes I do. I shall be wearing a bow tie and straw hat, and holding a well-worn copy of The Stranger.
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But to truly assess your hotness, you'd have to pass the State Fair challenge.
1. Can you appreciate Crop Art?
How about butter scultures of the Dairy Princesses?
2. How many different kinds of "foods on a stick" will you eat? How about hotdish on a stick**? Marshmallow on a stick? Deep fried Milky Way candy bar on a stick?
3. Will you tell me that the cakes I entered in the baking competition are pretty even though for the first time ever I didn't win a single ribbon?
**Yes, this is one of the new foods. Battered and fried Tater-Tots and pork-beef meatballs finished with a sauce inspired by cream of mushroom soup.
