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Originally posted by barely_legal
I've never heard this but all of a sudden it makes sense how my brother could fall off of the roof of a two story building and land on a concrete parking lot and have absolutely no injuries whatsoever aside from being unconscious for 24 hours and unable to move his limbs for a few hours after that. 48 hours after the fall, he was released from the hospital and walking around as if nothing had happened. I was thinking he might be Superman, but now I know that he was actually just drunker than a porn star in a reality tv dating show.
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beyond not being so bothered by life, there are so many benefits to severe drunks. Why doesn't the alcohol industry take better of advantage of promoting the benefits through ad campaigns?
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"Drink Alcohol drinks! If the honeymoon couple on SOAP had been drinking, like normal people, they'd have survived!"
