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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So wait.
First he moves in with you?
And then he gets a dog?
And then he knocks you up?
I am sure these are some of the signs of the apocalypse.
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Yeah, a year ago if you would have told me this would be my life now I would have ordered another cocktail and guffawed.
One part I didn't mention is that we will probably even get married. WTF, right?
Oh -- he has offered the possibility of being a stay at home mom, which would give me opportunity to write my memoirs. It will be like A Million Little Pieces meets How to Make Love Like a Porn Star!!!!!
