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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske
I never ever ever wear socks.
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Agreed. They're atrocious, superfluous, ugly, annoying garments.
However... We have winter here.
I calculate at this juncture in life I've probably saved $10k in not making any substantial purchases of socks or underwear since high school.* That's a lot of good liquor.
*My mother buys me both every holiday, in the hopes I'll develop a more hygenic approach. She also hopes I'll one day step inside a church again, or perhaps baptize our child. I tell her not to hold her breath, but as Lewis Black says, "false hope springs etermal."
