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					Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski  I suppose a state where one is allowed to claim to be a fully licensed Itamae when one's entire training is reading the directions on the back of a kit from Target, allows people to be an ass? | 
	
 Well, you have to get a special license first.  The Ass Permission License is a huge component in the State's budget deficit process.