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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'll meet you there. If you haven't seen me lately, I'm 6'1, 280, goatee, cargo shorts, white "Cocks" baseball cap, stylin' fucking Oakleys.
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Not bad. I didn't know you spent your summers in Columbia. I'd suggest the cap be turned around backwards (though you still have a small print COCKS on the back), and a constant use of "bro" in conversation, but otherwise I think you're there.
