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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

You inserted the modifier "intelligent." Is that necessary to your argument?

I anticipate (not "believe"; anticipate) that there is matter capable of self-replication elsewhere in the universe. I also anticipate that bipedal, bilaterally symmetrical carbon-based humanoids that are universally described by 20th-21st century alien encounterists starting, by some enormous coincidence, exactly during the Jet Age are utter horseshit. I anticipate our peculiar brand of intelligence is an adaptation to our environment, which is staggeringly unlikely to exist in precisely this form anywhere else. Whether there are clouds of plasma capable of what we consider consciousness is a matter of doubt, although on the timescales of human civilization from inception to destruction I doubt we'll ever be contacted by any of them, or that we would ever realize it if we had.

translation: Every week i pray to the baby Jesus.