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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
He and I swapped our church memberships. He felt more at home with the frigid sherry-drinking Anglican women and men who only show passion when their lawn is invaded by the small papist hordes. While I like being surrounded by warm, passionate women and hordes of small papists.
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The Anglo-Catholics at the Old North Church may be frigid, but the Episcopalians in California are freaky-deaky, man. Think of the most pierced CYO camp counselor you know -- that's basically every Diocese of California woman under age 35.
I know the Catholic Archbishop of Boston goes around calling himself "Cardinal Séan" and hip stuff like that, but it's got to feel weird for you when Cardinal Dolan likened gay people who come to church to people who sit down at a dinner table with dirty hands. It was shit like that tipping the balance for me -- I lost interest in being a conscientious objector in my own religion.
