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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

I didn't think it was funny but was willing to chalk it up to an impaired sense of humor on my part if you professed that you didn't mean to impugn my abilities or good faith by implying my clients had erred by hiring me — a "joke" I'll note that I've never considered in-bounds except when it comes from an obvious clown like Hank, who, unlike you, never asks to be taken seriously.

You don't buy my clients' product because you think there's something better on offer, fine, we're good. But I don't think I'm being a whiny-ass bitch by asking whether you really meant that you think I do a daily disservice to my clients or the public in the way I practice law. (Please understand that a certain disproportionality of anger in your posts has never been an effective way of telegraphing that you're joking.)

I say all of the above in the interest of repairing our relationship, not damaging it further.

Fellas, fellas. You're both special and pretty. There are many things to get upset about in this world. Inequality, wholesale loss of privacy, taxes. I think I speak for all of us when I say that when it comes down to it, we all more alike than different. And in that spirit, I say, "Fuck You Hank," from the bottom of my heart.