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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
The people who go on and on about crime on NextDoor are miserable, whether they live in Michigan or California. It's better to just ignore them.
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2. The person who's warning about burglars is the dullest fuck in the extended social scene.
I don't care that your purse was stolen from your SUV, you atrocious bore. (I kind of wish you were kidnapped. Because I know your husband, and he'd never pay the ransom.)
