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Old 01-07-2021, 03:48 PM   #4064
Did you just call me Coltrane?
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Re: May it please the court...

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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower View Post
Pellet gun? I start with an assault rifle, get talked down to a shotgun, and now you want me to get a pellet gun? Pretty soon you’re going to tell me that the best defense is a Super Soaker, or maybe a stick painted to look like a gun. The Trump motherfuckers are armed to the teeth. I’m mounting an M2 Browning on the deck.
I'm going the opposite - using only slappers like in Goldeneye on Nintendo64.

ETA: It's not a real pellet gun. More of a glorified version of one. Feels so manly when armed.
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