Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever! - Page 276

patentparanyc · 08-28-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'd bassfuck her.
I'd pike her.
I'd put it in her tuna.
I'd roll her sushi.
I'd pound her flounder.

Hey! I'm back. And you guys thought I'd growed up.

That was cute.

robustpuppy · 08-28-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It must have been while you were kissing me.

Yes! I am full of bad song lyrics today.

bold_n_brazen · 08-28-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'd bassfuck her.
I'd pike her.
I'd put it in her tuna.
I'd roll her sushi.
I'd pound her flounder.

Hey! I'm back. And you guys thought I'd growed up.

Rock out with your cock out, dude.

robustpuppy · 08-28-2006, 05:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Did I call you snarly? I remember using a variety of adjectives to describe you, but I think they were mostly pretty flattering -- which is what you get when you fill me with enough pink-tinged drinks to drown a horse.

"Has a vagina and doesn't drool." Nope, no adjectives.

(Snarly was last week on the board.)

Sidd Finch · 08-28-2006, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I hate automatic flush toilets.

That is all. As you were.

They put ones in my gym that flush every time you shift weight. It's annoying as hell. Not to mention a bit unsanitary.

They also put in these toilet paper dispensers that had a little bar that stopped the roll from turning much, so you could only get one sheet at a time. After a few dozen people complained that a gym so exorbitantly expensive should not be so fucking chintzy about toilet paper, they sent someone in with a hacksaw to fix the problem.

They also put in sign-up sheets so that when it's crowded, you never have time for a really good dump.

Sidd Finch · 08-28-2006, 05:12 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
"Has a vagina and doesn't drool." Nope, no adjectives.

(Snarly was last week on the board.)

I thought I said "doesn't drool excessively," but you're right -- that's an adverb.

Like I said last week, after enough drinks the drool part is flexible.

Fugee · 08-28-2006, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Yes, yes I do. I shall be wearing a bow tie and straw hat, and holding a well-worn copy of The Stranger.

But to truly assess your hotness, you'd have to pass the State Fair challenge.

1. Can you appreciate Crop Art?

How about butter scultures of the Dairy Princesses?

2. How many different kinds of "foods on a stick" will you eat? How about hotdish on a stick**? Marshmallow on a stick? Deep fried Milky Way candy bar on a stick?

3. Will you tell me that the cakes I entered in the baking competition are pretty even though for the first time ever I didn't win a single ribbon?

**Yes, this is one of the new foods. Battered and fried Tater-Tots and pork-beef meatballs finished with a sauce inspired by cream of mushroom soup.

Not Bob · 08-28-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is this a sleeping thumb-in-the-ass joke?

Worse. A Billy Joel lyric.

Replaced_Texan · 08-28-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
But to truly assess your hotness, you'd have to pass the State Fair challenge.

1. Can you appreciate Crop Art?

. . .

3. Will you tell me that the cakes I entered in the baking competition are pretty even though for the first time ever I didn't win a single ribbon?

**Yes, this is one of the new foods. Battered and fried Tater-Tots and pork-beef meatballs finished with a sauce inspired by cream of mushroom soup.

My sister was there yesterday! Her report (via e-mail)

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yesterday i went to the minnesota state fair which was amaaazing. i got to make seed art. the first thing i saw when i got there was a barn called "the miracle of birth" full of pregnant animals about to pop and one poor creature giving birth in front of hundreds of people. it was so weird.

She didn't give enough detail to identify if the above is her work.

ETA: I'm sure she'd love to go back and examine your cakes' prettiness.

Hank Chinaski · 08-28-2006, 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop

You and one of the Ty-lettes (pun intended). He's doing the potty-training thing, a huge part of which (for him, not for us) is flushing. So not getting to flush is a massive disappointment. Also, the devices are not calibrated to his profile (hi Spanky!), causing premature flushage while he's still sitting. Which can be very upsetting if you're new to the whole routine.

Maybe with RT it's more that her and her sisters date with bathroom issues, so they like to all show off to each other, and the flushers take away the option?

tmdiva · 08-28-2006, 05:20 PM

The local library is having an adult spelling bee. Anyone wanna sign up with me? Ollie? See, I'm still harboring resentment over my participation in the state spelling contest when I was in high school, when my chances for victory were demolished by the repeated mispronunciation of a word by the celebrity word-reader, a local news anchor (who apparently is *still* the celebrity word-reader, lo these 20+ years later).

The other thing is an etiquette question. My sister recently sent out an e-mail to the whole family, telling how much she loves her daughter's new third-grade teacher, who is SUPER strict. Every day she has the kids shake her hand as they are leaving the room and say, "Thank you for teaching me today." Last weekend she gave them a homework assignment of doing a household chore that they don't normally do. Awesome.

Anyway, my dad's response to the whole group was "She sounds like a great teacher. I hope the ACLU doesn't get wind of this." This is not the first time he's made a comment of this variety. Is there any way for me to respond without compounding his rudeness with my own? Would something like "Yes, because as we all know, children's civil rights are violated when they are encouraged to be contributing members of their families and society" work, or is that too subtle (and therefore likely to be seen as agreeing with his underlying, baseless point)? Or should I just give up, ignore it and figure there's no hope?

tm

08-28-2006, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
1. Can you appreciate Crop Art?

I can appreciate crop art, but a word to the wise: do not store crop art in your closet. It attracts bugs. Big ones. That wake you up at night.

Ah.....happy childhood memories. *Shudder*

patentparanyc · 08-28-2006, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by tmdiva
The local library is having an adult spelling bee. Anyone wanna sign up with me? Ollie? See, I'm still harboring resentment over my participation in the state spelling contest when I was in high school, when my chances for victory were demolished by the repeated mispronunciation of a word by the celebrity word-reader, a local news anchor (who apparently is *still* the celebrity word-reader, lo these 20+ years later).

The other thing is an etiquette question. My sister recently sent out an e-mail to the whole family, telling how much she loves her daughter's new third-grade teacher, who is SUPER strict. Every day she has the kids shake her hand as they are leaving the room and say, "Thank you for teaching me today." Last weekend she gave them a homework assignment of doing a household chore that they don't normally do. Awesome.

Anyway, my dad's response to the whole group was "She sounds like a great teacher. I hope the ACLU doesn't get wind of this." This is not the first time he's made a comment of this variety. Is there any way for me to respond without compounding his rudeness with my own? Would something like "Yes, because as we all know, children's civil rights are violated when they are encouraged to be contributing members of their families and society" work, or is that too subtle (and therefore likely to be seen as agreeing with his underlying, baseless point)? Or should I just give up, ignore it and figure there's no hope?

tm

How is teaching them to be polite and productive a violation of their civil rights? I'm not following here.

Replaced_Texan · 08-28-2006, 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe with RT it's more that her and her sisters date with bathroom issues, so they like to all show off to each other, and the flushers take away the option?

Today, it is because they flush when you don't want them to, making other people lazy about hitting the "flush" button (which is admittedly tiny) when it hasn't flushed.

NotFromHere · 08-28-2006, 05:27 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
But to truly assess your hotness, you'd have to pass the State Fair challenge.

1. Can you appreciate Crop Art?

How about butter scultures of the Dairy Princesses?

2. How many different kinds of "foods on a stick" will you eat? How about hotdish on a stick**? Marshmallow on a stick? Deep fried Milky Way candy bar on a stick?

3. Will you tell me that the cakes I entered in the baking competition are pretty even though for the first time ever I didn't win a single ribbon?

**Yes, this is one of the new foods. Battered and fried Tater-Tots and pork-beef meatballs finished with a sauce inspired by cream of mushroom soup.

It's nothing unless there's pig races and vegetable art.