Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever! - Page 176

spookyfish · 08-23-2006, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm a rail, then. Same height as Sebby, but 20 lbs lighter.

Goddamn, remind me not ever to stand next to you two. Same height, but betweem 25-30 lbs on you, because I fluctuate. Then again, you're too fucking skinny, and I'm old-ish and try to enjoy life, at least a little bit.

I'd feel like the "token fat friend," or something.

patentparanyc · 08-23-2006, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Goddamn, remind me not ever to stand next to you two. Same height, but betweem 25-30 lbs on you, because I fluctuate. Then again, you're too fucking skinny, and I'm old-ish and try to enjoy life, at least a little bit.

I'd feel like the "token fat friend," or something.

No, that would be me. ha.

pony_trekker · 08-23-2006, 09:50 AM

Oh I yearn for the days of Koch and Dinkins where the crime rate was high and the streets were free of idiot fucking tourists who stop in packs of sandal-and-black-sock-wearing lumpy butt douchebags who fucking stop to look at a fucking map in front of the fucking exit of the Fulton Street subway stop so that commuters are wedged nine-fucking-deep to fucking wiggle through your begging-to-be-mugged type.

And please someone give me some piss baloons to throw at the fuckers on the top floor of those double decker-slow-down-to-a-crawl-to-hell-with-the-eighty-cars-behind-me buses.

Penske_Account · 08-23-2006, 09:51 AM

About 750 posts yesterday. At that pace the K race will be Friday....3 days ahead of my vacay....wooo hooo....

j/k.....well behaved..well behaved.....

ps: condolences to Tom Cruise on the Paramount thing.

spookyfish · 08-23-2006, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I've been here for 5. and quite frankly you ain't it why I am here.

All we need is the "I went to a better law school than you did" discussion, and my day will be complete.

patentparanyc · 08-23-2006, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Oh I yearn for the days of Koch and Dinkins where the crime rate was high and the streets were free of idiot fucking tourists who stop in packs of sandal-and-black-sock-wearing lumpy butt douchebags who fucking stop to look at a fucking map in front of the fucking exit of the Fulton Street subway stop so that commuters are wedged nine-fucking-deep to fucking wiggle through your begging-to-be-mugged type.

And please someone give me some piss baloons to throw at the fuckers on the top floor of those double decker-slow-down-to-a-crawl-to-hell-with-the-eighty-cars-behind-me buses.

When they walk 5 across arms linked, Ferris Bueller style I usually scream "excuse me!!!!!!" really loud, plow thru or I say "move!!!" if they are tres dense. If they suck ass I'll say "YOU CAN'T STOP SHORT LIKE THAT AND MOVE PLEASE!" does the please soften the blow? You ain't in fing Kansas anymore Toto act accordingly or a yellow taxi will plow your ass.

patentparanyc · 08-23-2006, 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
All we need is the "I went to a better law school than you did" discussion, and my day will be complete.

Oooh yeah let's rank em. and the my BIGLAW firm is more prestigious than your BIGLAW firm, memories.....

Shape Shifter · 08-23-2006, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
All we need is the "I went to a better law school than you did" discussion, and my day will be complete.

My law school was in the top half of the state in which it was located.

patentparanyc · 08-23-2006, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My law school was in the top half of the state in which it was located.

I think that makes u the clear winner...

Penske_Account · 08-23-2006, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
All we need is the "I went to a better law school than you did" discussion, and my day will be complete.

Given the time of year I am wondering how people did on 2Q bonii? Slave can you compile a bonii chart?

taxwonk · 08-23-2006, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Probably. But she wants them to be a traditional sitcom couple -- skinny woman (e.g. Leah Rimini) and fatass husband (e.g. guy who plays her spouse on TV, or played her spouse, I don't watch TV anymore so much it may have been cancelled)

ETA PS larb lanna is way, WAY hotter than the red curry. Which is not to say the red curry is not hot. Christ.

I tend not to like the real hot Thai curries. I prefer panang curry or larb nar. Indian curries I like hotter, but I tame them with a good dose of raita.

pony_trekker · 08-23-2006, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Given the time of year I am wondering how people did on 2Q bonii? Slave can you compile a bonii chart?

2Q bonus? Still no lube but at least they came ON my ass and not in it this time.

But I tell ya, refer a case or two in the PI world and it makes the bonuses you guys get look like the change between your couch cushions.

taxwonk · 08-23-2006, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Apparently, those martini-buckets you got me sick on cost you more than just my scintillating company. You need me to guide your next SF trip.

I'm sure this is just another sign of my getting old and feeble, but I don't go to the strip clubs much any more. In fact, I only go when I'm with someone else who wants to go. Of course, next time I go to SF, that someone could be you, if you're that competent a guide.

Hank Chinaski · 08-23-2006, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My law school was in the top half of the state in which it was located.

Wasn't that ranking was right after your T&E prof had completed that breakthrough analysis of how probate should treat an intestate estate, where it's mostly first cousins all married to each other, and half are still minors?

taxwonk · 08-23-2006, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
the thought of Martinis and/or martini buckets makes me nauseous. Never again.

And no more lap dances.

Skirt-wearing, gay vague pussy. You might as well hang with Al Gore.