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Re: May it please the court...
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Originally Posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
That sucks. But it has me wondering if you ever role play, you know, with the robes and gavel and all?
(also, shotgun is much better for home defense).
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Lead pipe.
But why not just a pellet gun (the CO2 pistols)? It looks like a real gun (so it can intimidate), and those things fucking hurt. I think shooting an intruder in the face with a rapid-fire pellet gun would convince him to leave.* Added bonus is that your kids can't kill themselves or anyone else with a pellet gun.
*if the intruder is intruding with a gun for the sole purpose of killing you...well you're fucked no matter what (if you safely store your real gun).
Full disclosure: I do not has gun. I do has a lead pipe. It looks like the one in Clue.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 01-07-2021 at 03:02 PM..
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