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04-13-2005, 07:20 PM
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#1846
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Jessica Alba in Sin City
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Or sucking his cack.
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Every time I see this transliteration I hear (in my head, of course -- I think) someone with the thickest of Boston accents saying "cock." Not surprising, really, but just when my Tourette's seemed close to being under control, I now have the irresistable impulse to shout "suck my cack!" because it seems like such a fun thing to say. I may try it on the subway tonight and pretend I'm a psycho from Boston. |
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04-13-2005, 07:21 PM
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#1847
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Jessica Alba in Sin City
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
HEY. As long as she's not rubbing her boobs in his face, it's OK. Or sucking his cack.
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Outstanding! Sidd, let us make it our mission to take NFH's hubby to Vegas. Road Trip!
Who's with us?
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04-13-2005, 07:27 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Jessica Alba in Sin City
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Outstanding! Sidd, let us make it our mission to take NFH's hubby to Vegas. Road Trip!
Who's with us?
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Funny. He's already got a trip planned to Vegas on the 25th for "meetings." Hmm. I wonder......
nah. Couldn't be.
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04-13-2005, 07:51 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 11,873
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Jessica Alba in Sin City
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Funny. He's already got a trip planned to Vegas on the 25th for "meetings." Hmm. I wonder......
nah. Couldn't be.
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I know some excellent, um, meeting planners in Vegas if he'd like a referral. |
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04-13-2005, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Is this for real?
Law firm website
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Powers Phillips, P.C., is a small law firm located in downtown Denver, Colorado within convenient walking distance of over fifty bars and a couple of doughnut shops. Powers Phillips also maintains a small satellite office-in-exile on the cow-covered hillsides near Carbondale, Colorado, where it puts out to pasture some of its aging attorneys.
Powers Phillips is somewhat peculiar in that six of its lawyers are, to put it most politely, uppity women, who through various shenanigans and underhanded schemes control the firm. However, this has not resulted in undue hardship on the male lawyers who are generously allowed a five minute coffee break every other day (so long as they continue to ponder client matters and continue billing accordingly).
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04-13-2005, 08:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Jessica Alba in Sin City
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Originally posted by ironweed
Every time I see this transliteration I hear (in my head, of course -- I think) someone with the thickest of Boston accents saying "cock."
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2. But it annoys me because I hate hate hate Boston accents.
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Last edited by ltl/fb; 04-13-2005 at 08:35 PM..
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04-13-2005, 08:33 PM
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#1852
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Is this for real?
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Law firm website
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Powers Phillips, P.C., is a small law firm located in downtown Denver, Colorado within convenient walking distance of over fifty bars and a couple of doughnut shops. Powers Phillips also maintains a small satellite office-in-exile on the cow-covered hillsides near Carbondale, Colorado, where it puts out to pasture some of its aging attorneys.
Powers Phillips is somewhat peculiar in that six of its lawyers are, to put it most politely, uppity women, who through various shenanigans and underhanded schemes control the firm. However, this has not resulted in undue hardship on the male lawyers who are generously allowed a five minute coffee break every other day (so long as they continue to ponder client matters and continue billing accordingly).
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Yes.
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04-13-2005, 08:43 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Unintentionally sexual comic book covers.
This guy is brilliant. Immature, yes. Juvenile -- check. But brilliant.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....i?u=uscc_part1
Spree: Some of these involve Flinty captured in compromsing positions.
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04-13-2005, 08:44 PM
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#1854
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Is this for real?
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Law firm website
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Powers Phillips, P.C., is a small law firm located in downtown Denver, Colorado within convenient walking distance of over fifty bars and a couple of doughnut shops. Powers Phillips also maintains a small satellite office-in-exile on the cow-covered hillsides near Carbondale, Colorado, where it puts out to pasture some of its aging attorneys.
Powers Phillips is somewhat peculiar in that six of its lawyers are, to put it most politely, uppity women, who through various shenanigans and underhanded schemes control the firm. However, this has not resulted in undue hardship on the male lawyers who are generously allowed a five minute coffee break every other day (so long as they continue to ponder client matters and continue billing accordingly).
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Yes. They have a good healthcare attorney. I'd love to work in a firm like that.
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04-13-2005, 08:49 PM
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Is this for real?
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Law firm website
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Powers Phillips, P.C., is a small law firm located in downtown Denver, Colorado within convenient walking distance of over fifty bars and a couple of doughnut shops. Powers Phillips also maintains a small satellite office-in-exile on the cow-covered hillsides near Carbondale, Colorado, where it puts out to pasture some of its aging attorneys.
Powers Phillips is somewhat peculiar in that six of its lawyers are, to put it most politely, uppity women, who through various shenanigans and underhanded schemes control the firm. However, this has not resulted in undue hardship on the male lawyers who are generously allowed a five minute coffee break every other day (so long as they continue to ponder client matters and continue billing accordingly).
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What is freaking me out is that I think Less posted a link to this years ago saying he wanted to work for these women. |
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04-13-2005, 08:51 PM
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
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Is this for real?
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is freaking me out is that I think Less posted a link to this years ago saying he wanted to work for these women.
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I remember seeing it before, too. Maybe that's why.
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04-13-2005, 09:14 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Is this for real?
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Originally posted by spookyfish
I remember seeing it before, too. Maybe that's why.
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Yep. This is old news. Guess it's time to bring back the Purity Test, right? |
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04-13-2005, 09:38 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
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Unintentionally sexual comic book covers.
I was young and needed.....ah forget it. I'm in danger of becoming Hank.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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04-13-2005, 10:04 PM
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#1859
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ettiquette Question
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
And stop playing the piano at 2:30.
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Hey, it's a sweet fucking piano. Sorry!
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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04-13-2005, 10:13 PM
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#1860
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Retired
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Ettiquette Question
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I put up with another neighbors constantly barking puppy.
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That's not his puppy.
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I used to have a stupid fucking signature here. Now there's this.
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