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04-08-2009, 07:16 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ageist. This is great story if she's 23.
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Guilty as charged.
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04-08-2009, 07:21 PM
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#2162
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by LessinSF
Be careful what you see, though. I have been needing a Neti Pot for my brain for the last hour and half.
We have a 53-year old horndog secretary here - the kind of woman that goes to Chippendales with her friends and she starts trying to get on stage and yank out the stripper's cock so she can suck it first - and she and another secretary were discussing the "weirdest" place they had fucked. Right outside my office. So wrong. I need therapy for the mental image.
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okay, but what about the "other" one AND you can tell the stories here because we won't have the visual so it'll be okay. Proceed.
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04-08-2009, 07:24 PM
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#2163
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,997
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ageist. This is great story if she's 23.
Even if she's an ugly 23.
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Wouldn't she have to be to be regularly going to chippendales, climbing on stage and trying to suck their cocks?
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never incredibly annoying
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04-08-2009, 07:32 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Your cable remote may also have that feature that works through the cable signal instead of the tv. Check that before giving your catsitter a right hook.
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Aha. Had not thought of that. Will check it out, thank you. |
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04-08-2009, 07:33 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by LessinSF
Be careful what you see, though. I have been needing a Neti Pot for my brain for the last hour and half.
We have a 53-year old horndog secretary here - the kind of woman that goes to Chippendales with her friends and she starts trying to get on stage and yank out the stripper's cock so she can suck it first - and she and another secretary were discussing the "weirdest" place they had fucked. Right outside my office. So wrong. I need therapy for the mental image.
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I'm starting to suspect that The Flower has been lying about his profession. Or moonlighting.
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04-08-2009, 07:33 PM
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#2166
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Ageist. This is great story if she's 23.
Even if she's an ugly 23.
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Doesn't that make you the ageist? Less is just being real. |
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04-08-2009, 07:34 PM
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#2167
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by Cletus Miller
Wouldn't she have to be to be regularly going to chippendales, climbing on stage and trying to suck their cocks?
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No. There are cute cocksuckers all over the place. They are everywhere. Sucking cock left and right. Cock junkies, if you will.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-08-2009, 07:35 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Doesn't that make you the ageist? Less is just being real.
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Would he have requested the brain neti if she were 23?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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04-08-2009, 07:42 PM
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#2169
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,122
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. There are cute cocksuckers all over the place. They are everywhere. Sucking cock left and right. Cock junkies, if you will.
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At least according to sites like http://www.partyhardcore.com (NOT SAFE FOR WORK).
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04-08-2009, 07:49 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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I'm confused.
Are fat women allowed past that point during low season or not?
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04-08-2009, 07:50 PM
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#2171
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,997
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Re: TV question
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No. There are cute cocksuckers all over the place. They are everywhere. Sucking cock left and right. Cock junkies, if you will.
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Yeah, but if they're cute, they don't need to go to Chippendales to get the cock. They can readily find it anywhere.
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04-08-2009, 07:51 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,175
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Re: I'm confused.
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are fat women allowed past that point during low season or not?
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How can you tell the image is of a woman? |
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04-08-2009, 08:19 PM
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#2173
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 764
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Re: Important Update
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
the smokin' hot stewardess (who I never got to bang while I was in Singapore because I was way too nice to her on the phone and invited her to dinner at my family's house when she really just wanted to screw*), so that made it easier.
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I heard that stewardesses are totally into 3somes. So mark that as another 3some you missed. |
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04-08-2009, 11:03 PM
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#2174
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
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Re: Manny's
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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter
I have a dream that trees will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their leaves but by the content of their character.
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Don't be such a sap.
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04-09-2009, 03:28 AM
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For the People
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: on the coast
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Re: I'm confused.
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Originally Posted by Adder
How can you tell the image is of a woman?
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Well there are squiggles that resemble breasts on the icon, but that's such a fat icon, that it would have breasts regardless of gender.
Either way, I don't want a more detailed sign.
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