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05-28-2010, 12:23 PM
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#1471
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Re: Loafers
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
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Noice.
I'm sad that Weed would rather light himself on fire than lunch with me.
speaking of rather immolate, wtf happened to TM?
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Last edited by patentparanyc; 05-28-2010 at 12:26 PM..
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05-28-2010, 12:29 PM
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#1472
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Intriguing email
This morning I received the following missive in my inbox from a Mr. Yuan Jinyang:
I have a transfer proposal worth ($45,275,000.00) for you.
And that was it! So many questions: why the parentheses? Why 45.275 million instead of 50 million? or just 45 million? Is "Yuan" a real first name? Isn't that like calling an American kid "Dollar"? Anyhoo, intrigue.
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05-28-2010, 12:31 PM
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#1473
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: MetaPenskeLand
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Re: Intriguing email
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This morning I received the following missive in my inbox from a Mr. Yuan Jinyang:
I have a transfer proposal worth ($45,275,000.00) for you.
And that was it! So many questions: why the parentheses? Why 45.275 million instead of 50 million? or just 45 million? Is "Yuan" a real first name? Isn't that like calling an American kid "Dollar"? Anyhoo, intrigue.
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That was not from one of my socks. Seriously. 
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spillin' while I'm sippin', I encourage you to try it
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05-28-2010, 12:32 PM
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#1474
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
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Re: Loafers
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
make it stop.
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please. |
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05-28-2010, 12:32 PM
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#1475
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,082
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Re: Loafers
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Originally Posted by patentparanyc
Noice.
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That's not a word.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-28-2010, 12:34 PM
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#1476
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Re: Loafers
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
That's not a word.
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yessitis
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noice
the best one was the beastie boys quote
I get noice.
flashbacks to paul revere. does that mean you are a slang/urban dictionary timmy?
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Last edited by patentparanyc; 05-28-2010 at 12:37 PM..
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05-28-2010, 12:37 PM
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#1477
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Re: Intriguing email
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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This morning I received the following missive in my inbox from a Mr. Yuan Jinyang:
I have a transfer proposal worth ($45,275,000.00) for you.
And that was it! So many questions: why the parentheses? Why 45.275 million instead of 50 million? or just 45 million? Is "Yuan" a real first name? Isn't that like calling an American kid "Dollar"? Anyhoo, intrigue.
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This morning my wife tried to buy a decorative pot from a homeless man. It was in his shopping cart.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-28-2010, 12:39 PM
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#1478
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Re: Loafers
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Originally Posted by patentparanyc
speaking of rather immolate, wtf happened to TM?
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TM left the law and has a start-up selling asbestos-lined, flameproof underwear.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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05-28-2010, 12:40 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Re: Intriguing email
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This morning my wife tried to buy a decorative pot from a homeless man. It was in his shopping cart.
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05-28-2010, 12:41 PM
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#1480
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Re: Loafers
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop
TM left the law and has a start-up selling asbestos-lined, flameproof underwear.
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let's hope it has a sports cup I still could drop kick him.
whatevs. it was a silver lining. he was right. I was dumpy then. I lost weight i look better.
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05-28-2010, 12:42 PM
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#1481
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Re: Intriguing email
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Originally Posted by Gattigap
"tried"? Did he have an emotional attachment to it?
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He wouldn't make the deal for $5.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-28-2010, 12:44 PM
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#1482
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: MetaPenskeLand
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Re: Intriguing email
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
This morning my wife tried to buy a decorative pot from a homeless man. It was in his shopping cart.
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That was me. Is she still interested? I'll throw in a matching vase.....
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I am on that 24 hour Champagne diet,
spillin' while I'm sippin', I encourage you to try it
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05-28-2010, 12:45 PM
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#1483
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: MetaPenskeLand
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Re: Intriguing email
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He wouldn't make the deal for $5.
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American money?
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I am on that 24 hour Champagne diet,
spillin' while I'm sippin', I encourage you to try it
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05-28-2010, 12:50 PM
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#1484
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Re: Loafers
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Originally Posted by patentparanyc
Noice.
I'm sad that Weed would rather light himself on fire than lunch with me.
speaking of rather immolate, wtf happened to TM?
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He died in a house fire in December.
Noice... Real noice.
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05-28-2010, 12:50 PM
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#1485
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Re: Intriguing email
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
He wouldn't make the deal for $5.
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why didn't she offer 10? she wasn't afraid of being attacked?
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