The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

This morning my wife tried to buy a decorative pot from a homeless man. It was in his shopping cart.

I read this wrong the first time and was all set to ask if it came in a hand painted baggie.

Then I reread.

(I hate going to court early. Makes me dumber than usual.)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske

As am I sure my pal EO[sniff] knows, Ferraris only have two seats, which is not ideal for the menage, but no pain, no gain.

Prole... The touring cars have back seats.

[patentparanyc]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

He died in a house fire in December.

Noice... Real noice.

I'm terribbly sorry. should I give to the Tourette's syndrome charity? or Internet bullys anon? some shit show.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

Unless you want a direct money pipeline to BP and Audi go for a Honda Pilot.

That is a great fucking truck. I want one of those for the next vehicle. It has more hauling space than my full sized SUV.

[patentparanyc]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

That is a great fucking truck. I want one of those for the next vehicle. It has more hauling space than my full sized SUV.

but I thought you HAD a rover.

too much of an electronics shitshow?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske

Perhaps, it comes down to a question of the california v gran turismo drop top. No reliable ratios available. Individual kavorka skews the results.

A guy had a Maserati Gran Tourismo convertible (grey/black top) parked at the office yesterday. Beautiful car. Go with that. Ferrari components at half the price (and half the snickers about being hung like a Swedish sausage).

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by patentparanyc

but I thought you HAD a rover.

too much of an electronics shitshow?

A Rover? I wouldn't be seen standing on a Range Rover lot, let alone driving one of those pieces of shit.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by patentparanyc

I'm terribbly sorry. should I give to the Tourette's syndrome charity? or Internet bullys anon? some shit show.

The best thing you could do for his memory is go away.

[patentparanyc]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

A guy had a Maserati Gran Tourismo convertible (grey/black top) parked at the office yesterday. Beautiful car. Go with that. Ferrari components at half the price (and half the snickers about being hung like a Swedish sausage).

the mas my friend has is a cranberry color I think he buys them off ebay motors. he showed me a bentley sport one and a ferrari.

the mas is the nicest. he also has a rover sport which is shit and a infiniti which I like. and the audi Q7. I don't like the beemers. at all. like the X6? looks like a fucking aztec

I hate at the nursery school it's like a car show. that's fucking lame and not the point. and the haters in the suby outbacks. you're crunchy so go be crunchy it's all good

re t shirt freeballing. only if he's trimmed--and socks? why?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Odd word choice there... Should I conclude you're the sort of man who wears just a t-shirt around the house?

(Because that's a hot look. Nothing chicks dig more than a guy in just a t-shirt.)

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Odd word choice there... Should I conclude you're the sort of man who wears just a t-shirt around the house?

(Because that's a hot look. Nothing chicks dig more than a guy in just a t-shirt and socks.)

There. I fixed that for you.

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

A guy had a Maserati Gran Tourismo convertible (grey/black top) parked at the office yesterday. Beautiful car. Go with that. Ferrari components at half the price (and half the snickers about being hung like a Swedish sausage).

Indeed, I may be leaning in that direction. The dealership has both. It's the trade off for losing the bidet.......

As for your second point, I wear custom made skinny jeans......truth in free advertising......

[PresentTense Pirate Penske]

Originally Posted by patentparanyc

I hate at the nursery school it's like a car show.....?

it looks like a car show
everybody come lookin real fine
fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
every moment frontin and maxin
chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
leanin to the side but you can't speed through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
there's an air of love and of happiness
and this is the Fresh Prince's new defintion of summer madness


Summertime! Indeed!

[patentparanyc]

Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske

it looks like a car show
everybody come lookin real fine
fresh from the barber shop or fly from the beauty salon
every moment frontin and maxin
chillin in the car they spent all day waxin
leanin to the side but you can't speed through
Two miles an hour so everybody sees you
there's an air of love and of happiness
and this is the Fresh Prince's new defintion of summer madness


Summertime! Indeed!

that is way funny.

I feel like birthday parties for the kiddies are like that too. my mother in law bought me a Coach bag worth 5K in ostrich from a private sale. and everyone stared at it. and I finally bought myself a Louis. Epi leather.

buy the Mas. smokin' hot.

what skinny jeans? what are the brands for men for skinny jeans? they don't have like, seven for men.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

There. I fixed that for you.

I thought either was bad. Years ago, I learned the lesson the hard way:

"No."

"No what?"

"You cannot wear nothing but socks and expect me to want to sleep with you."

"Really?"

"That you don't realize what's wrong with this makes it worse." (Covering her eyes).

I have never tried the t-short thing. It's just wrong. A man may never be naked in that manner, ever, under any conditions.