The thread where Spring has sprung, and Penske has risen from the law. Word!

[patentparanyc]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Hey, it's not that bad. Really.

And, look, they're setting an example. Maybe the Gore girls will follow suit...

who are they married to? one is married to Schiff a doctor and the other?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

After a weekend with Burners, I reiterate shirtcocking is not art.

OTOH, Sebby, I thought of you and your stance on nudity. Lots of boobies out at Flipside this year. Most of them looked pretty outstanding.

Like information, they yearn to be free. It is the Lord's will, and we flout it to his great anger. (Or at least mine.)

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

Give me as much money as Cube has, and I'll let you pick which word in my vocabulary I'm never allowed to use again.

wonder how much to get ---- to forego "submit reply?"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

This probably belongs on politics but I am surprised at Al and Tipper.

I am upset the headline caused me to visualize them as a couple, intimately. Could there be a more vanilla, utterly unsexual pair?*






*Bush and his wife don't count. They're neutered. It's a family ritual when a Bush turns 45.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Icky Thump

A crazy [beep] named Ice Cube from the band called "[Beep] With Attitudes" just doesn't cut it.

I heard Kid Rock's "Cowboy" on the radio the other day and noticed the lyric "I'm going to paint his white white" had been changed to "I'm going to paint his wife 'Radio Edit.'" Assuming that cheeseball didn't edit his own song to be clever, I have to wonder, how does a non-profane allusion/double entendre warrant an edit? If I said "I'm going to paint your wife white" on a TV show, would that get bleeped?

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

wonder how much to get ---- to forego "submit reply?"

We all have a price. My wife is starting to ask questions about the recurring monthly Visa charge to "paigow." My "I have an Internet gambling addiction" cover story is starting to wear thin.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Gattigap

Your phone will soon replace cash. And credit cards. And, you know, stuff. Soon, Penske will be able to just point his phone and pay for that boxed wine.

In other future news, credit card defaults and overcharges in excess of 10% of card limit spiked to an unheard of 60% and 77% in the first quarter of 2014.

[patentparanyc]

it's genetic snooki and mom go pouf. it's a bump it

http://www.tmz.com/2010/06/01/snooki...r-mom-dancing/

the non karenna

"Roughly one year ago today -- the couple's daughter Kristin Gore filed for divorce from her husband Paul Cusack. "

on tm's next app download list: fat app

http://www.nydailynews.com/tech_guid..._makeover.html

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

This probably belongs on politics but I am surprised at Al and Tipper.

I'm sad when a couple that's been together that long falls apart.

[Replaced_Texan]

Anyone else following this?

Attorney and law student enter into email exchange about his possible employment (another version of exchange here) with her. Things get testy and he ends up saying "It's amazing that the Ma Bar lets women practice law. Shouldn't you be home cleaning and raising children?"

Lawyer posts the e-mail exchange on a Lawyers Weekly forum, omitting names. Law student posts lawyer's name on craigslist responding to her help wanted ad, exposing himself to as the idiot behind the e-mails.

Above the Law picked it up, as did another legal blog. Law student, pissed off about this being picked up by others, puts Above the Law blogger's name, number and e-mail on the craigslist Casual Encounters section, and advertised the author of the other blog as being available for nude modeling.

The student has also declared himself done with the legal profession, at least in Massachusetts. And at some point during this whole bruhaha, there was a youtube video that has apparently been since taken down. There's a description of the video in the above link.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Anyone else following this?

Attorney and law student enter into email exchange about his possible employment (another version of exchange here) with her. Things get testy and he ends up saying "It's amazing that the Ma Bar lets women practice law. Shouldn't you be home cleaning and raising children?"

Lawyer posts the e-mail exchange on a Lawyers Weekly forum, omitting names. Law student posts lawyer's name on craigslist responding to her help wanted ad, exposing himself to as the idiot behind the e-mails.

Above the Law picked it up, as did another legal blog. Law student, pissed off about this being picked up by others, puts Above the Law blogger's name, number and e-mail on the craigslist Casual Encounters section, and advertised the author of the other blog as being available for nude modeling.

The student has also declared himself done with the legal profession, at least in Massachusetts. And at some point during this whole bruhaha, there was a youtube video that has apparently been since taken down. There's a description of the video in the above link.

Madness like this will continue for as long as there are uncles, aunts, and grandparents that tell children "You'd make a great lawyer!" in response to dickish anti-social behaviors.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

The student has also declared himself done with the legal profession, at least in Massachusetts.

Is that a statement of intention or a recognition of fact?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Is that a statement of intention or a recognition of fact?

I enjoyed his references to "Attorney Clayton." I suspect he may have a bright future as "Pavemaster Clark."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Things get testy and he ends up saying "It's amazing that the Ma Bar lets women practice law. Shouldn't you be home cleaning and raising children?"

before any socks tsk-tsk this guy, remember all the men here that have so little respect for female professionals that 95% of their interaction is trying to talk them into showing their mammary glands. apox on all their houses i say.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

before any socks tsk-tsk this guy, remember all the men here that have so little respect for female professionals that 95% of their interaction is trying to talk them into showing their mammary glands.

Yeah, but the other 5% is spent pretending to be one of them, which is sort of a compliment.