My God, you are an idiot.

[Replaced_Texan]

It's yours.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

It's yours.

Why does God hate the south?

I hope you've stayed out of the storms.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Why does God hate the south?

I hope you've stayed out of the storms.

Texas is Texas, not the South. The South should consider itself privileged to be associated with Texas.

RT: "My God, you are an idiot."

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Cletus Miller

Texas is Texas, not the South. The South should consider itself privileged to be associated with Texas.

RT: "My God, you are an idiot."

So why does God hate both Texas and the South?

Cause it appears she does.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Why does God hate the south?

I hope you've stayed out of the storms.

Are you crazy? We're just out of the official three days prayer for rain, and no luck south of Dallas thus far.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, RICK PERRY, Governor of Texas, under the authority vested in me by the Constitution and Statutes of the State of Texas, do hereby proclaim the three-day period from Friday, April 22, 2011, to Sunday, April 24, 2011, as Days of Prayer for Rain in the State of Texas. I urge Texans of all faiths and traditions to offer prayers on that day for the healing of our land, the rebuilding of our communities and the restoration of our normal and robust way of life.

Usually I'm first to make fun of this sort of thing, but this is the worst drought since 1864*, so I added my own plea to the heavens. My guess is that some idiots weren't specific enough in their entreaty to the allmighty (one word or two?)and they ended up sending tornadoes to Mississippi and Alabama instead.


*My mother was impressed that they kept track of this sort of thing during the Civil War. I pointed out that most people in Texas probably cared more about the rain than the war.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Are you crazy? We're just out of the official three days prayer for rain, and no luck south of Dallas thus far.



Usually I'm first to make fun of this sort of thing, but this is the worst drought since 1864*, so I added my own plea to the heavens. My guess is that some idiots weren't specific enough in their entreaty to the allmighty (one word or two?)and they ended up sending tornadoes to Mississippi and Alabama instead.


*My mother was impressed that they kept track of this sort of thing during the Civil War. I pointed out that most people in Texas probably cared more about the rain than the war.

So first she plagues you with draught, then the storms?

I think the Almighty is one word with a single "l". You'd think she'd have better spelling.

Nice tunes.

I think the problem may be Perry should have faced Mecca when praying.

[Cletus Miller]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

So why does God hate both Texas and the South?

Cause it appears she does.

Dunno, but it appears that Tornado Alley is just a marketing gimmick:

Link

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

So first she plagues you with draught, then the storms?

I think the Almighty is one word with a single "l". You'd think she'd have better spelling.

Nice tunes.

I think the problem may be Perry should have faced Mecca when praying.

I haven't seen a storm since November. I'm not the one she's pissed off at via storm.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I haven't seen a storm since November. I'm not the one she's pissed off at via storm.

I was just on the metrolink at SL airport and saw NO damage. These storm reports may just be a fabrication of the VRWC to lower obama's approval ratings.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

I haven't seen a storm since November. I'm not the one she's pissed off at via storm.

Yeah, well, I understand she's also sending in the armadillos. Be careful down there.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

Yeah, well, I understand she's also sending in the armadillos. Be careful down there.

aka Texas Speed bump.

There are a few that live under the house at the ranch. They're really cute, and only come out at night.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

It's yours.

Thanks, RT.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

aka Texas Speed bump.

There are a few that live under the house at the ranch. They're really cute, and only come out at night.

Don't touch them.

ETA: Best name ever for a politics board.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

aka Texas Speed bump.

There are a few that live under the house at the ranch. They're really cute, and only come out at night.

Good eating too, if prepared right.

[Penske 2.0]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Don't touch them.

ETA: Best name ever for a politics board.

I wasn't clear on one point, can this ailment be sexually transmitted? Does safety sex help?