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08-21-2006, 02:50 PM
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#1546
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,175
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The Patentpara experience
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
I am always looking to see bare tit:
(1) on a woman;
(2) not hairy;
(3) either 1 or 2 or both.
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Not so sure about that: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebr...y/bubbles2.jpg (spree: not safe for work, I guess. certainly not safe for the squeemish) |
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08-21-2006, 02:50 PM
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#1547
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Is it true that one was not really a child in the 70s if one does not have a family vacation-hotel vibrating bed/magic fingers story to tell?
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I only have a vacation hotel vibrator under the bed story to tell. I must be a child of the 80s.
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08-21-2006, 02:51 PM
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#1548
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,099
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
That was me.
I eventually bought this one from Pottery Barn, though:
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And I thought you were a dude! |
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08-21-2006, 02:51 PM
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#1549
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just because it can't support you doesn't make it dainty. That would make anything short of a slab cement foundation, dainty.
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No, the fact that you have your gauzy little sarongs hanging from the top makes it dainty.
And the comma has no place in the last sentence, Nancy.
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08-21-2006, 02:52 PM
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#1550
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought all the IRL stuff was typically hush hush?
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Not for those of us in the Circle of Cool.
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08-21-2006, 02:52 PM
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#1551
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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The Patentpara experience
Hank,
I recognize you and Bunifa, who's the chick on the left?
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-21-2006, 02:54 PM
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#1552
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Because you taste so good.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
True, but she might want to lay off on eating attorneys like me for breakfast.
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Oh hell!!! I can't do it.
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08-21-2006, 02:54 PM
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#1553
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,099
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Psst. if you have running tips please share. I am up to 2.7 miles.
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This weekend was the first time I ever ran on a treadmill. Was very good because it mandated a slower speed which allowed me to gain some distance. So I ran .036 miles in 12 minutes flat before the belt on the machine snapped and I went to Cheeburger Cheeburger. |
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08-21-2006, 02:54 PM
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#1554
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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The Patentpara experience
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hank,
I recognize you and Bunifa, who's the chick on the left?
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ppnyc?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-21-2006, 02:54 PM
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#1555
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You might have had better results had you tried managing expectations before the meeting.
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Except for the no sex part, it seems like a happy ending to me...
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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08-21-2006, 02:55 PM
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#1556
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You might have had better results had you tried managing expectations before the meeting.
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I know I put myself out there for inspection, but a little birdy told me you ain't all that. |
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08-21-2006, 02:56 PM
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#1557
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You're right. It was that I didn't even register as pretty. Not to be like "oh I'm pretty" but I've never been told I'm not pretty. that sounds so lammmme even to me but it is true.
and he didn't even mention my good points. I have nice hair. it is long and healthy. they made a huge deal about it at fekkai which they are paid to do but still. My legs are normal if not decent.
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Why do you fucking care? Good Lord, woman, you meet one person here, probably the only time in your life you'll meet any of us, and you're pissing and moaning because he didn't say you were pretty. Boo fucking hoo. I'm not pretty either. Get over it.
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08-21-2006, 02:58 PM
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#1558
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Because you all have such good taste.
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I only have a vacation hotel vibrator under the bed story to tell.
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One hallmark of a nice hotel is that they will provide you with those small necessities that you may have forgotten to pack. |
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08-21-2006, 02:58 PM
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#1559
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Quality not quantity
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Stumptown, USA
Posts: 1,344
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Beds and tits
On a recommendation from someone here (MR?), we bought a latex foam mattress from flobeds.com. LOVE LOVE LOVE it. Way better than memory foam (which we slept on for two weeks, prior to our purchase of the flobed, while visiting my mil). Yes, I realize that you are mainly looking for the bed, not the mattress, but I can't not take the opportunity to put in a plug for this.
I am also in the camp of net weight loss and boob gain from pregnancy. I'm currently at a 38F, but I expect them to deflate when I wean, probably at least two cup sizes.
As for the weight loss, well, I started out hugely fat by this board's standards (I am the fattest person I've yet met here, by quite a long ways), so I went to only slightly less hugely fat. At least I have a decent ratio. 
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08-21-2006, 02:58 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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Because you all have such good taste.
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It could be, if you were so inclined.
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It could be, but I decline.
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