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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

TM

Real, fake, whatever, those are great. Perfect.

ETA: This bikini needs to become socially acceptable.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

I thought Ms Red Stars might be real, but it's hard to say. If fake, she has the best implants, imho.

They look real. There's a pancaking effect going on there you can't get with even the smallest fake ones, particularly when a woman is thrusting her torso out.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I don't think any of them excepting the far left are real.

Which might explain why she's being forced to wear a top.

[patentparanyc]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Real, fake, whatever, those are great. Perfect.

ETA: This bikini needs to become socially acceptable.

mmm. who doesn't like their TITS sucked on.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Real, fake, whatever, those are great. Perfect.

ETA: This bikini needs to become socially acceptable.

While I was in the Equinox locker room the other day, I was thinking that there are just so many sets of nice tits in the world that it is a shame that some women get implants. Because all these tits I was looking at were all different and still so nice, and implants tend to destroy that uniqueness.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Saggy? Only breasts (i) with a super-small cup size, (ii) on a fifteen year old or (iii) that are extremely fake, don't sag if that's your definition of "saggy."

TM

I think that the ones you posted sit too low, and so yes, I think they are saggy, and by saggy I mean that they sit too low. Nipples should not be even with elbows.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Do you think those are saggy?

Hell, I don't even think those are implants. But I didn't think the two sets of boobs on the right in the first photo I posted were fake.

TM

I also don't think they are real. They are too round for realness.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

While I was in the Equinox locker room the other day, I was thinking that there are just so many sets of nice tits in the world that it is a shame that some women get implants. Because all these tits I was looking at were all different and still so nice, and implants tend to destroy that uniqueness.

I agree. I'm not an implant nut. I don't like most of them. However, my wife went small, for the sole purpose of getting a little bit more heft to them. The surgeon pushed for large ones, but we held tight to getting less than was recommended (with the intent of getting a natural teardrop effect once they settled into position [they drop a bit over time]) and I have to admit, I like the results. Not just because she's my wife. They're a fine set, and not immediately obvious as fakes.

The problem isn't the implants. Like most of everything else wrong in this world, the defect is in the buyer's brain. Most people go too large, or go with a cheap hack who gives them "grapefruit" boobs. Be prepared to pay, and be modest in your expectations, and you can get a great result. Be the average American jackass who wants to be "supersized" in everything and you'll look like some bag of trash from The Real Housewives of _____________.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I think that the ones you posted sit too low, and so yes, I think they are saggy, and by saggy I mean that they sit too low. Nipples should not be even with elbows.

Those nipples are not even with her elbows.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

ETA: This bikini needs to become socially acceptable.

By this you mean "at places other than the beach", right? Such as the office.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

I also don't think they are real. They are too round for realness.

How do you reach the conclusion real and round are usually mutually exclusive? I have seen incredibly round breasts IRL - more round than that. One woman I recall from college will be forever emblazoned in my psyche. They were almost perfect orbs. If she'd let me, I'd have taken a photo, just to convince myself every now and again when things seem they couldn't be more pointless, There has to be a higher power of some sort.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

By this you mean "at places other than the beach", right? Such as the office.

Other than South Beach, have you been to a beach where pasties were socially acceptable?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

How do you reach the conclusion real and round are usually mutually exclusive? I have seen incredibly round breasts IRL - more round than that. One woman I recall from college will be forever emblazoned in my psyche. They were almost perfect orbs. If she'd let me, I'd have taken a photo, just to convince myself every now and again when things seem they couldn't be more pointless, There has to be a higher power of some sort.

I don't necessarily think they are mutually exclusive. One of my complaints after my first reduction was that they were still too round, and when I had the second, I specificially asked him to take more off the outer sides.

But those don't look real to me.

Could be that I am just totally jaded and don't expect anyone to have real tits anymore.

[patentparanyc]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

I agree. I'm not an implant nut. I don't like most of them. However, my wife went small, for the sole purpose of getting a little bit more heft to them. The surgeon pushed for large ones, but we held tight to getting less than was recommended (with the intent of getting a natural teardrop effect once they settled into position [they drop a bit over time]) and I have to admit, I like the results. Not just because she's my wife. They're a fine set, and not immediately obvious as fakes.

The problem isn't the implants. Like most of everything else wrong in this world, the defect is in the buyer's brain. Most people go too large, or go with a cheap hack who gives them "grapefruit" boobs. Be prepared to pay, and be modest in your expectations, and you can get a great result. Be the average American jackass who wants to be "supersized" in everything and you'll look like some bag of trash from The Real Housewives of _____________.

it's like anything else. LASIK etc. you get what you pay for. halos in vision or whatever. that sand in the eye feeling....

go to a reputable board certified guy and get something natural looking that doesn't stick straight up and salute when you lie down. that's a hallmark of like soft porn. rail thin butterface and crappy boob job.

the one good thing about nursing was after even after losing weight boobs really don't go back down to B. at all.

as for real housewives of ny I've seen some oddly unflattering pics of Kelly B. yukkkkkkkk-o. her and bethany could you pic an uglier bunch of broads? oh yeah NJ!!! they look like cro mags.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by patentparanyc

mmm. who doesn't like their TITS sucked on.

This is a sock. One to be ignored, but a sock nevertheless.

TM