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[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Fish don't know they are wet.

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

Look at the hate we're breeding;
Look at the fear we're feeding;
Look at the lives we're leading;
The way we've always done before.

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

Fish don't know they are wet.

They say we were given two ears but only one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak.*

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/S...ets/aphorisms/

CDF

* #1 hit on Google search for "stupid aphorisms" -- woohoo!

[Adder]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

Are these questions supposed to be hard?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

People are people so why should it be
you and I should get along so awfully?

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by Adder

Are these questions supposed to be hard?

Thanks, Adder. Every IQ sounding line needs a lead weight.

CDF

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

Thanks, Adder. Every IQ sounding line needs a lead weight.

CDF

Never pet a burning dog.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

Never pet a burning dog.

Jane, his wife!

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by cheval de frise

They say we were given two ears but only one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak.*

This would explain why I have four penises.

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

This would explain why I have four penises.

The original owners of the other three deserve a better explanation.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch

The original owners of the other three deserve a better explanation.

Did you know that "NUTS" spelled backwards is "STUN"?

[Shape Shifter]

Man is spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation which relates itself to its own self, or it is that in the relation [which accounts for it] that the relation relates itself to its own self; the self is not the relation but [consists in the fact] that the relation relates itself to its own self. Man is a synthesis of the infinite and the finite, of the temporal and the eternal, of freedom and necessity, in short it is a synthesis. A synthesis is a relation between two factors. So regarded, man is not yet a self.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

Man is spirit. But what is spirit? Spirit is the self. But what is the self? The self is a relation which relates itself to its own self, or it is that in the relation [which accounts for it] that the relation relates itself to its own self; the self is not the relation but [consists in the fact] that the relation relates itself to its own self. Man is a synthesis of the infinite and the finite, of the temporal and the eternal, of freedom and necessity, in short it is a synthesis. A synthesis is a relation between two factors. So regarded, man is not yet a self.

I ran this through Babelfish, first into German, then Greek, then back to English, and it all became clearer:

The individual is spirit. But that is spirit? The spirit is smooth. But that is smooth? Smooth is a relation, which is only reported from even, or is in the relation [explained], which reports the relation with hers smooth is not the relation nevertheless [exists in fact] that the relation reports from alone her even. The individual is said [en] brevity a composition by endless and by limiting, from the chronicle and from eternal, the freedom and the need, which is this a composition. A composition is a relation between two factors. Thus is no still considered, the individual other even.

[Not Bob]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

People are people so why should it be
you and I should get along so awfully?

I'm burnin', I'm burnin', I'm burnin' for you.

[Gattigap]

What is, is.

What was, will be.

What will be WAS, but will be again.