Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Probably belongs on politics, but whatever. This is a disturbing movement:
I've read statistics that suggest that a third of all hotel check-outs in the United States have porn charges on the bill.

100% of mine.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I would just like to apologize right now to NFH for any wrongs I may have made against her, or any mean jokes at her expense over the years. I know that you are not a man. In all honesty, I think you are a nice person, perhaps a little quirky, like all of us, but at the end of the day, I'd be happy to be seated next to you at a party. We could talk about cars, sports, celebrity gossip, all sorts of things, and I'm sure that I'd have a good opinion of you, and hopefully, you'd have the same. While I generally post insults at everyone, I generally am just being me, and usually kidding when I do it.

What I'm trying to say NFH, albeit, ineloquently, is that I've recently found a new respect and admiration for you. Cheers! Please post more.

How do you know she is not a man?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
The sockusatons against penske have ceased too. Win, win.

W p, p.

Merci. Every once in a while a blind pig finds the proverbial acorn, iykwimaiktyd.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I have been told u have done many generous and nice things.

Whatever. I accepted your apology. It does not mean I am in any way inclined favorably towards you. I think you are a twit. I like TM very much and he can easily fight for himself but in his defense I will say that you are completely wrong about him and you are extremely easily offended. You need to grow a spine and a brain and stop lashing out at others because of your incredible insecurities. Seriously. Get help.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
100% of mine.

So, if you had to choose between a hotel room with porn and a complimentary Motor City Bagel, or one without either, which would you choose?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Apparently he didn't study very hard, or, more likely, you didn't listen very well. Vents are a matter of choice, which is why all tailors offer all three options on a bespoke suit.

As for high-end off the rack, I suggest you look at Oxxford, Hickey-Freeman, Paul Stuart, Armani, Zegna, and Brioni, among others, all of whom either currently or in the past have offered center vent models.

Being shrill doesn't make you right.

Wonk we basically agree on fashion with a few tweaks. Can we agree that we agree? I'm too tired to fight, amazingly enough.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_yl...v=ap&type=lgns

Manager Gibbons emerges from tunnel with bloody nose after nose to nose with Ted Lilly.

wow. If a little wus like Ted Lilly could kick his ass, then Shea Hillenbrand would have choked this guy to death like Darth Vader.

I think he would have survived Shea-gate to manage next season. Until this happened. They need to stop hiring crazies to manage this team. Anyone else remember Tim (when I was over in ''nam) Johnson? My guess is that Ernie Whitt will be managing next season.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
How do you know she is not a man?

A gentlemonkey never peels his banana and tells.

However, I will tell if you post a truthful review of your firsthand observation of the majesty that is patentparanyc.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Whatever. I accepted your apology. It does not mean I am in any way inclined favorably towards you. I think you are a twit. I like TM very much and he can easily fight for himself but in his defense I will say that you are completely wrong about him and you are extremely easily offended. You need to grow a spine and a brain and stop lashing out at others because of your incredible insecurities. Seriously. Get help.

hmmmmm you're a nice person..............nice.person.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
A gentlemonkey never peels his banana and tells.

However, I will tell if you post a truthful review of your firsthand observation of the majesty that is patentparanyc.

French cuffs.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You should look for the off-the-rack suits that have the fake buttonholes. Your not going to undo the buttons, and everyone will think you're well tailored.

Dude. That's what I did. Zegna and Canali -- they make some beautiful, though pricey, stuff.

And thyey're well tailored. They look good, despite my obvious blunder in failing to get buttonholes that would confirm to the world that they looked good.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm going to break my vow of non-responsiveness by point out something obvious (to me). It seems as if you're bragging about being 38E, or at least, fighting TM to have your claim of 38E-ness be generally accepted. 38E is not an attractive bra size. 38E does not make me want to jump out of my chair and say "damn, there's someone I've got to see topless." In fact, it's downright busted. Especially when you add in the other facts that have come to light -- size 12, short, etc. etc.

I now reimpose my vow of non-responsiveness re busto.

How do you explain Busty Galore or Chesty Morgan? They were not unattractive to many....

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Wonk. Can we agree that we agree? I'm too tired to fight, amazingly enough.

Excellent. Now I don't have to bother getting this image out of my head.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am surprised that it is only a third. Do people actually check into hotels and not watch porn? It's an essential part of the hotel experience, much like taking the little bottles of stuff.

2. Or drinking from the honour bar and then refilling and crafting a new seal so you don't have to pay.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
French cuffs.

Shit. Foiled again.

A deal is a deal, I guess. I had a dna sample sent to the lab, and no "y" chromosome.