Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why?

For some reason, given the last couple of days, I have developed a mental association between ppnyc and hubby and Rimjob's Rude Fats.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
For some reason, given the last couple of days, I have developed a mental association between ppnyc and hubby and Rimjob's Rude Fats.

So you think they are both lardasses? Her and the husband?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hi Penske! Yay for good memories!

Eta: I take that back. Thanks for outing me as a fat African, jerk-face.

:blush:

:flag:

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
So you think they are both lardasses? Her and the husband?

That's what I'm thinking. You?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
ummm, penske meant that as an inside joke, clearly. ncs whiffed- and you spit up at a whiff? NWTF is that called?

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[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You too? Crap. Had I known about these lustcrushes, I would have at least attempted to maintain a minimal amount of FB Coolness.

Flower, how can I get it back (short of posting pictures of me knocking over bottles of Makers Mark with my cock)?

where have you been? watching a ballgame or something?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's what I'm thinking. You?

Probably. But she wants them to be a traditional sitcom couple -- skinny woman (e.g. Leah Rimini) and fatass husband (e.g. guy who plays her spouse on TV, or played her spouse, I don't watch TV anymore so much it may have been cancelled)

ETA PS larb lanna is way, WAY hotter than the red curry. Which is not to say the red curry is not hot. Christ.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by taxwonk
In my experience, the lap dances aren't worth shit if the dancers are full nude.

Apparently, those martini-buckets you got me sick on cost you more than just my scintillating company. You need me to guide your next SF trip.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Apparently, those martini-buckets you got me sick on cost you more than just my scintillating company. You need me to guide your next SF trip.

the thought of Martinis and/or martini buckets makes me nauseous. Never again.

And no more lap dances.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by taxwonk
In my experience, the lap dances aren't worth shit if the dancers are full nude.

My first (and thus far only) trip to a strip club was in Vegas with Lester, Slave & assorted other GA degenerates.

Until then I had a mental image of a lap dance where the guy was sitting up in a straight-back chair off in a private room.

Imagine my surprise when we had barely walked in the door when I saw rows of occupied recliners right smack next to each other and --- oh, my stars! -- they were dry humping right out in the open in front of everyone. It was an educational experience.
:eek2:

ETA: Thanks to Pony, TM & others with suggestions on my ankle. It's good to know that ankle injuries normally take time to get better. But I will see a dr. so I can make sure I'm not making it slower than it should be.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by taxwonk
The one time I had a thai friend cook green curry for me, he used them, along with green chiles. I'm not sure if we're talking about the same thing, but the package was labelled "curry leaves" on one side and something in Thai or Cambodian on the other side.

I've never tried cooking curries myself, because I'm the only member of my family who would eat them.

It was probably kafir lime leaves, which is another ingredient in green curry.

oops. stp.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Probably. But she wants them to be a traditional sitcom couple -- skinny woman (e.g. Leah Rimini) and fatass husband (e.g. guy who plays her spouse on TV, or played her spouse, I don't watch TV anymore so much it may have been cancelled)

ETA PS larb lanna is way, WAY hotter than the red curry. Which is not to say the red curry is not hot. Christ.

He's not fat.

Hey, Fringe, what about your husband?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Fugee
My first (and thus far only) trip to a strip club was in Vegas with Lester, Slave & assorted other GA degenerates.

Until then I had a mental image of a lap dance where the guy was sitting up in a straight-back chair off in a private room.

Imagine my surprise when we had barely walked in the door when I saw rows of occupied recliners right smack next to each other and --- oh, my stars! -- they were dry humping right out in the open in front of everyone. It was an educational experience.
:eek2:

ETA: Thanks to Pony, TM & others with suggestions on my ankle. It's good to know that ankle injuries normally take time to get better. But I will see a dr. so I can make sure I'm not making it slower than it should be.

"Oh my stars"?

uh, ok. I love your like, innocent act. I do. really. you know you are probably secretly the most closested freak around IRL based on said innocent posts with like whips and chains and racks or some shit.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
He's not fat.

Hey, Fringe, what about your husband?

OMG, I am going to go off myself because I don't have a husband or children.

Babydoll, I am long on the record as maybe wanting a LTR but not being sure that I can even live with another person so I might prefer that we have like adjacent apartments. And whatever that says about my fucked-up psychology, I am way less fucked up than you are.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OMG, I am going to go off myself because I don't have a husband or children.

Babydoll, I am long on the record as maybe wanting a LTR but not being sure that I can even live with another person so I might prefer that we have like adjacent apartments. And whatever that says about my fucked-up psychology, I am way less fucked up than you are.

Ooooh burn. And less fat! How bout less plain?

I think that really was less of my point, than if you don't have one, why criticize or speculate about mine? leave him alone.