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08-23-2006, 10:48 AM
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#2671
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Was it like businessmanskirt,
or more like the Utilikilt?
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It was definitely more like the Utilikilt. It was that color, and made of a very heavy-duty fabric.
On another note, a Jehovah's Witness just came to my door. Luckily, I had 4 young boys running around and screaming, a large dog licking her child's face and the gardener trying to give me instructions, so all she said was, "You look busy, so I'll just leave this with you." (I said, "Bin liner? Thank you!")
However, she showed up 5 minutes later with some tract in Spanish, and witnessed (heh) the two older boys eating ice cream sandwiches at 10:30 am. Do you think she'll call child services on me? |
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08-23-2006, 10:49 AM
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#2672
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Tipper is, but she's not drinking at all. And she's complaining about the music.
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She looks like she's a good kisser. Score!
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
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08-23-2006, 10:49 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
When they walk 5 across arms linked, Ferris Bueller style I usually scream "excuse me!!!!!!" really loud, plow thru or I say "move!!!" if they are tres dense. If they suck ass I'll say "YOU CAN'T STOP SHORT LIKE THAT AND MOVE PLEASE!" does the please soften the blow?
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I would think your stomach would soften the blow.
Oh, and pegging. I'll leave it to you to figure out which definition ltl was referencing.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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08-23-2006, 10:51 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
I spent a long, long time consuming less calories than I burned on a daily basis. I also tried to balance my carbs, proteins, and fats, avoiding to a reasonable extent trans fats and high-fructose corn syrup.
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What the fuck kind of fucked up diet is that?
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08-23-2006, 10:52 AM
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#2675
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I would think your stomach would soften the blow.
Oh, and pegging. I'll leave it to you to figure out which definition ltl was referencing.
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who said anything about stomach? I push them at arm's length out of the way. They are leery about some crazy asian lady careening thru. They aren't even sure if I speak English!
I think I know which one. Naw, man my husband is more caustic than me. See my prior posts. |
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08-23-2006, 10:52 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
It was definitely more like the Utilikilt. It was that color, and made of a very heavy-duty fabric.
On another note, a Jehovah's Witness just came to my door. Luckily, I had 4 young boys running around and screaming, a large dog licking her child's face and the gardener trying to give me instructions, so all she said was, "You look busy, so I'll just leave this with you." (I said, "Bin liner? Thank you!")
However, she showed up 5 minutes later with some tract in Spanish, and witnessed (heh) the two older boys eating ice cream sandwiches at 10:30 am. Do you think she'll call child services on me?
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A former JW wrote a story a year ago in the NYT sunday Magazine end page. i forget the word, but he left the Church, say it was "Lapsed", anyway when they come to his door he tells the JWs he is this. They run- guys who leave are the devil. Try it.
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08-23-2006, 10:52 AM
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What the fuck kind of fucked up diet is that?
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It obviously includes copious amounts of Vitamin Water. Hi PLF!! |
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08-23-2006, 10:54 AM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think I know which one. Naw, man my husband is more caustic than me. See my prior posts.
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more caustic? so his bodily fluids would dissolve the dildo?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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08-23-2006, 10:56 AM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
It was definitely more like the Utilikilt. It was that color, and made of a very heavy-duty fabric.
On another note, a Jehovah's Witness just came to my door. Luckily, I had 4 young boys running around and screaming, a large dog licking her child's face and the gardener trying to give me instructions, so all she said was, "You look busy, so I'll just leave this with you." (I said, "Bin liner? Thank you!")
However, she showed up 5 minutes later with some tract in Spanish, and witnessed (heh) the two older boys eating ice cream sandwiches at 10:30 am. Do you think she'll call child services on me?
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The Jehovah's Witnesses that showed up at my door last Saturday morning got to see a naked RT. I was fast asleep when they rang the bell, and I only got up because the dogs' barking indicated that whoever was on the porch wasn't going away. I grabbed the first thing I could find (a towel) and opened the door, but the towel slipped while the Displaced Dog and I had a little discussion about whether or not he could go out on the front porch and eat the nice woman in the dress.
After I recovered the towel, she gave me a pamphlet on blood. I told her I work in healthcare, but I thanked her for her interest in my immortal soul. She was very nice and not particularly pushy. I took the pamphlet, but I never got around to reading it. I think it got thrown away.
The Displaced Dog and the Puppy (just turned three! can you believe it?) didn't get to eat the Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 08-23-2006 at 11:00 AM..
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08-23-2006, 10:57 AM
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#2680
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Nope. I have many freinds fatter than me, and I now give them the rest of my hash browns.
Maybe ppnyc is less sensitive about her hubby because he likes the pegging?
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Nothing wrong with that. |
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08-23-2006, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
more caustic? so his bodily fluids would dissolve the dildo?
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no, meaning he wouldn't let me do that. |
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08-23-2006, 11:00 AM
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#2682
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
After I recovered the towel, she gave me a pamphlet on blood. I told her I work in healthcare, but I thanked her for her interest in my immortal soul. She was very nice and not particularly pushy.
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I got the one about blood too! It's in my trashcan now. Although I think the housekeeper may have taken it out to practice her English.
Wait a second. That may not be such a great idea, come to think of it. |
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08-23-2006, 11:01 AM
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#2683
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In Spheres, Scissoring Heather Locklear
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
....and the gardener trying to give me instructions
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Instructions on how to do what? Was there jazz fushion music playing in the background? Did the Jehovah Witness lady disrobe and join in on the fun?
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"Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize someone you are a mile away from them.And you have their shoes."
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08-23-2006, 11:01 AM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Jehovah's Witnesses that showed up at my door last Saturday morning got to see a naked RT. I was fast asleep when they rang the bell, and I only got up because the dogs' barking indicated that whoever was on the porch wasn't going away. I grabbed the first thing I could find (a towel) and opened the door, but the towel slipped while the Displaced Dog and I had a little discussion about whether or not he could go out on the front porch and eat the nice woman in the dress.
After I recovered the towel, she gave me a pamphlet on blood. I told her I work in healthcare, but I thanked her for her interest in my immortal soul. She was very nice and not particularly pushy. I took the pamphlet, but I never got around to reading it. I think it got thrown away.
The Displaced Dog and the Puppy (just turned three! can you believe it?) didn't get to eat the Jehovah's Witnesses.
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See now, if the JW in question had been Prince, this story could have been a really good story.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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08-23-2006, 11:05 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
more caustic? so his bodily fluids would dissolve the dildo?
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I was so totally going to post this!!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness I STP'ed.
It seems like she must be related to sunnybunny, and has totally different definitions for certain words. |
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