Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Bad head, in my experience, does not lead to an orgasm, no matter how long it goes on.

Sure it does. Eventually someone gives up and takes care of business for himself/herself.

"Don't take it personally... Could you pass me a Kleenex? Thanks much.

...Is there any of that pizza left downstairs?"

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Adder

There are no bands I'm aware of with "Crow" or "Crowe" in their name that are worth going out of your way to listen to.

The Crowes could be better songwriters, but as someone here once described Judas Priest, that's immaterial, as their real excellence is in playing other people's songs. The Crows couldn't be worse songwriters, and only find peaks of excellence in their career when not releasing anything or playing anywhere. In a proper world, they'd have taken Mick Jagger's statement about silence being the most important note in music to a fundamentalist extreme.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Sure it does. Eventually someone gives up and takes care of business for himself/herself.

"Don't take it personally... Could you pass me a Kleenex? Thanks much.

...Is there any of that pizza left downstairs?"

Maybe for guys. Not so much for women. In my experience, anyway.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Maybe for guys. Not so much for women. In my experience, anyway.

I bet it's even worse for women in their 20s since most guys their age learned how to perform oral sex via internet porn.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

The Crowes could be better songwriters, but as someone here once described Judas Priest, that's immaterial, as their real excellence is in playing other people's songs. The Crows couldn't be worse songwriters, and only find peaks of excellence in their career when not releasing anything or playing anywhere. In a proper world, they'd have taken Mick Jagger's statement about silence being the most important note in music to a fundamentalist extreme.

I went to a Crowes show five or six years ago because a friend had an extra ticket. My expectations were medium, but they put on a totally solid show and finished with a version of Sometimes Salvation that was like a rock sermon. They may not be the most brilliant or edgy musicians, but I'd see them live again.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I bet it's even worse for women in their 20s since most guys their age learned how to perform oral sex via internet porn.

I wonder if we can start a Cougar Cunnilingis Mentoring program for the lost generation.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I went to a Crowes show five or six years ago because a friend had an extra ticket. My expectations were medium, but they put on a totally solid show and finished with a version of Sometimes Salvation that was like a rock sermon. They may not be the most brilliant or edgy musicians, but I'd see them live again.

The place I rent in NYC each October belongs to their tour manager. If you'd like I could see if I can get you some sweaty underwear from the bass player, or something.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

I went to a Crowes show five or six years ago because a friend had an extra ticket. My expectations were medium, but they put on a totally solid show and finished with a version of Sometimes Salvation that was like a rock sermon. They may not be the most brilliant or edgy musicians, but I'd see them live again.

Chuck Klosterman roughly agrees:

"THE TEN MOST ACCURATELY RATED ARTISTS IN ROCK HISTORY

10. The Black Crowes: Their first album sold more than five million copies, which is precisely the right number. Stoned people like this band, drunk people think they’re okay, and sober people hate the overwhelming majority of their catalog. This all makes perfect sense."

(I couldn't find a good link, as he used to refuse to write online.)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Maybe for guys. Not so much for women. In my experience, anyway.

"Pass me the vibrator? Behind the clock radio. Thanks.

...Could you please get me a slice of pizza while you're downstairs?"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Chuck Klosterman roughly agrees:

"THE TEN MOST ACCURATELY RATED ARTISTS IN ROCK HISTORY

10. The Black Crowes: Their first album sold more than five million copies, which is precisely the right number. Stoned people like this band, drunk people think they’re okay, and sober people hate the overwhelming majority of their catalog. This all makes perfect sense."

(I couldn't find a good link, as he used to refuse to write online.)

also apparently liked by fake-outdoorsey, fake-Itamae and fake-pretentious dweebs from nowheresville, apparently.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

"Pass me the vibrator? Behind the clock radio. Thanks.

...Could you please get me a slice of pizza while you're downstairs?"

Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."

[Adder]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."

You may need to pick better sex partners.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Clearly you have never encountered the male ego.

"What?? You're not done?? Why? What?? I can make you come. YES I CAN! I can and I will. Here, let me try again."

my first efforts at the act were so bad, that the memory shames me almost as much as the Guernica posts.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Adder

You may need to pick better sex partners.

Translation: Put me in coach.

ewwwwwww.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by Adder

You may need to pick better sex partners.

It's been a long time I've had any sex partner not my husband, and it's been a long time since I've had this problem.

But trust me, it exists.