A fashion board in which sometimes we'll remember to post spoiler warnings

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

Not going out of business. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/elfcosmetics.asp

But, yes, cheap stuff.

Wow, I am a sucker!

However, my friend has some of their makeup and she says it's good so I don't feel too bad for spending the $10 I just spent.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

TM

Could we get a few more hot chicks to cover up the fattie in the front row?

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Holy shit.

Yup.

NotBob was wise to observe the new dynamic, but his poll framed it wrong. This is not some little Fugee-TM spat. This is Fugee going full Alpha Dog.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Oh, I see. I whiffed?

Oh no, you didn't. I'm just too proud to admit it.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick

Wow, I am a sucker!

We get it, we get it. Enough with the self-congratulations about your blow-job skills.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Sidd Finch

Could we get a few more hot chicks to cover up the fattie in the front row?

Caption: Still not enough hot chicks to cover up the fattie in the front row.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

What?

Flinty's always been bothered by the way most washing machines leave a residue of soap on his clothes.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally Posted by Fugee

Always make sure it's not "that time" before going to a public orgy.

Nap time?

TM

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Flinty's always been bothered by the way most washing machines leave a residue of soap on his clothes.

Being a relative foreigner to this strange country, living on the West coast and not having any experience with pants has made learning fashion idioms difficult. I'm like Yakov Smirnoff without the mustache (or pants).

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

TM

"They even remembered the cocktail sauce!"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

It was gridlock downtown Monday morning as foot traffic snarled in a 91-pedestrian pile-up.

in my big law, in the local break room, there was this pile of magazines. someone left a PETA monthly (name tag torn off).

in the magazine was a page of stickers you could use for guerilla warfare at your local market:

ANIMALS SUFFERED TO MAKE THIS PRODUCT!

you were supposed to put it on hairspray of whatever used animal testing-

good old Hank, still a youthful skalliwag, put it on the door name plate for a stout friend (think Wonk as portrayed by Thurgreed all those years until Wonk was able to final prove he was relatively in shape).

I laughed and laughed because animals did suffer to "make" the stout guy so stout. He ate them; lots of them. get it?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Paigow sez what?

i think Paigow's in that picture, isn't that her?

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Being a relative foreigner to this strange country, living on the West coast and not having any experience with pants has made learning fashion idioms difficult. I'm like Yakov Smirnoff without the mustache (or pants).

I bought tailored suits and shirts from a guy in Hong Kong. Once they have your measurements, you can order more by phone, but they need to measure. Luckily - for you - he comes through the U.S. a couple of times a year. I get fliers announcing his tour stops. I will let you know the next time he in the Bay Area.

Danny's Fashion Shoppe
Shop 31, Far East Mansion Arcade
Ground Floor
5-6 Middle Rd.
Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon
Tel: +852 2366 7194

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I bought tailored suits and shirts from a guy in Hong Kong. Once they have your measurements, you can order more by phone, but they need to measure. Luckily - for you - he comes through the U.S. a couple of times a year. I get fliers announcing his tour stops. I will let you know the next time he in the Bay Area.

Danny's Fashion Shoppe
Shop 31, Far East Mansion Arcade
Ground Floor
5-6 Middle Rd.
Tsim Sha Tsui, Kowloon
Tel: +852 2366 7194

Cool, I have a few bespoke suits from my time in HK as well, but I believe I have gotten fatter since then.

[cheval de frise]

Originally Posted by taxwonk

I am a big fan of pets. Parents make a better example. You know, other parents.

Makes sense. It's not like the parents you'd use it on are being effective while conscious.

CDF