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08-23-2006, 03:27 PM
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#2941
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,281
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Lactation
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you do this just now?
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Yes. In the name of science, you know.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-23-2006, 03:27 PM
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#2942
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
After seeing the raucous debate that ensued I will say without reservation:
Hell, I don't have time to hang out with people I know.
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Was it indeed raucous? I guess so... |
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08-23-2006, 03:28 PM
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#2943
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
Posts: 8,220
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GRR
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not saying it can't be done. I've seen it done and heard the horrific dating stories after - some crazy shit. Cocaine IS a helluva drug.
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I used to live with a girl who would bring home male strippers. Ewwwwwwwww. She was fun though. Just deeply misguided. |
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08-23-2006, 03:28 PM
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#2944
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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GRR
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.
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As Less is my witness, I have done it twice. The trick is to look them in the eye during the lap dance. No one does that. And then comment on their eye color, no one else does that. Then, talk to them about a subject completely unrelated to sex that the stripper thinks she knows something about. Pretend you are really interested and listen intently. If she has already made the money she wanted to make that evening, or if she has given up because it is a slow night, you just might be in business. |
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08-23-2006, 03:28 PM
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#2945
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Lactation
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I tried too. Tongue reaches, but can't get close enough for sucking. Will report back with inflated results should that miracle ever occur.
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Thanks to both of you. I now don't have to try. |
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08-23-2006, 03:28 PM
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#2946
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Get Jasper Forde's new one "The Fourth Bear"
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2. Though if you haven't read any of his previous books, you may want to start with The Big Over Easy or The Eyre Affair. |
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08-23-2006, 03:29 PM
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#2947
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Grammar question
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was a smartass kid and my mother is a control-freak. Anyway, one day I was being surly and I told her that I was in a bad mood. She responded with "you're not allowed to have moods in this house!" Anyhoo, I came back with, "so I'm not allowed to use the subjunctive?" And then we laughed. Oh how we laughed.
This is a true story. My family really is this retarded (hi Penske!).
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I don't get this and I'm starting to get a complex about it. Someone want to PM me an explanation? |
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08-23-2006, 03:30 PM
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#2948
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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GRR
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to live with a girl who would bring home male strippers. Ewwwwwwwww. She was fun though. Just deeply misguided.
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tHAT is nasty. and I know they are hot yadda yadda but nasty. |
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08-23-2006, 03:30 PM
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#2949
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Grammar question
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't get this and I'm starting to get a complex about it. Someone want to PM me an explanation?
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I think it's called the "subjunctive mood" for some reason. But I may be wrong. In which case, gwnc please correct b/c I am curious too.
ETA grammar moods |
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08-23-2006, 03:30 PM
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#2950
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,099
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GRR
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to live with a girl who would bring home male strippers. Ewwwwwwwww. She was fun though. Just deeply misguided.
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Shockingly, in what now seems like a distant dream, even more distant than a past life, I was approached by a woman on a bicycle on 9th Avenue and 28th St and asked if I wanted to BE a male stripper. Legit. She showed me her card. |
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08-23-2006, 03:31 PM
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#2951
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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Grammar question
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't get this and I'm starting to get a complex about it. Someone want to PM me an explanation?
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That is how Mensa families joke, don't you get it? duhhh. |
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08-23-2006, 03:31 PM
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#2952
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: State of Chaos
Posts: 8,197
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Lactation
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I tried too. Tongue reaches, but can't get close enough for sucking. Will report back with inflated results should that miracle ever occur.
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It can be done. |
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08-23-2006, 03:31 PM
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#2953
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: With Thumper
Posts: 6,793
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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Thomas Pink.
Regards,
PPNYC
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Oh - so Pink was a reference to the clothing line. Never heard of him. I guess I need to get out more. |
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08-23-2006, 03:32 PM
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#2954
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Lactation
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
It can be done.
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Like self-sustenance? Could you do it (without the sustenance part) before the baby? |
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08-23-2006, 03:32 PM
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#2955
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Livin' a Lie!
Join Date: May 2003
Posts: 2,099
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GRR
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Originally posted by Spanky
As Less is my witness, I have done it twice. The trick is to look them in the eye during the lap dance. No one does that. And then comment on their eye color, no one else does that. Then, talk to them about a subject completely unrelated to sex that the stripper thinks she knows something about. Pretend you are really interested and listen intently. If she has already made the money she wanted to make that evening, or if she has given up because it is a slow night, you just might be in business.
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and make sure you got the 'lex on, visible through the working button holes on your shirt sleeve. |
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