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08-22-2012, 09:00 PM
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#3706
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Sounds like a subway ride in NYC, only longer.
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What Jet Blue flight ISN'T like a subway ride, only longer?
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08-23-2012, 09:04 AM
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#3707
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
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Kind of a clunky helmet.
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08-23-2012, 09:06 AM
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Re: Top 20
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Sexiest thing about her? Wondering what skills she employed to pull Clooney away from Elisabetta Canalis, the ridiculously hot Italian model he previously dated.
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08-23-2012, 10:23 AM
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sexiest thing about her? Wondering what skills she employed to pull Clooney away from Elisabetta Canalis, the ridiculously hot Italian model he previously dated.
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Um...it's her legs. You know, the things that come together and make an ass of themselves. They are ridiculously long and make a great ass.
http://thefleer.com/wp-content/uploa...-Keibler13.jpg
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08-23-2012, 10:29 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Kind of a clunky helmet.
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They can't all be supermodels.
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sexiest thing about her? Wondering what skills she employed to pull Clooney away from Elisabetta Canalis, the ridiculously hot Italian model he previously dated.
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That ass. (And the good sense to never mention the word, "marriage.")
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08-23-2012, 01:44 PM
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
They can't all be supermodels.
That ass. (And the good sense to never mention the word, "marriage.")
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The legs and the ass are all well and good, but I suspect it was the M-word alone that deep-sixed Canalis and opened the door for Keibler. |
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08-23-2012, 04:13 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
Hey, corner office billers: Robin Williams is looking to sell his meticulously-maintained* Napa estate for the budget price of $35M.
*Seller assures that every horizontal surface was painstakingly vacuumed personally by Seller every day between 1978 and 1990. |
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08-23-2012, 05:06 PM
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Hydrating. Not enough caffeine.
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That's what I suspected. Coffee also? Espresso?
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08-23-2012, 05:24 PM
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08-23-2012, 05:56 PM
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Re: Top 20
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This does not answer my question.
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08-23-2012, 06:30 PM
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Re: Top 20
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This does not answer my question.
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what is your question?
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08-23-2012, 10:18 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Stuck on Repeats
If you polled Americans on whether dogshit is nasty, you'll get 95%/5% because five percent of people are fucking ridiculous, or crazy, or are trolling the pollster. But this may be the first time a poll has accurately reflected the entire truth of anything ever. |
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08-23-2012, 10:21 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Escaped from a jar
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Haven't had a dream in a long time.
Apropos of nothing, poor Not Bob seems quite enthralled by the new Axe "Susan Glenn" commercial starring Kiefer Sutherland that he just saw while watching baseball. He's been wandering around the house muttering nonsense about "regretting not daring to disturb the universe" back in 11th grade or some shit. I think he may be Facebook stalking as we speak, and I got a feeling the soundtrack will be nonstop Smiths/the Cure/weepy Euro-pop for hours.
He drives me absolutely crazy when he goes into these Prufrockian funks -- I swear, there's something Not Right about that boy.
Besides, we all know that Axe wouldn't have helped him get laid in high school if liberal does of "Brut (by Faberge)" didn't work. Idiot.
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08-24-2012, 10:25 AM
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Patch Diva
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Re: Top 20
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
what is your question?
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About whether there is enough water in coffee or espresso to make them more hydrating than non-hydrating.
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08-24-2012, 03:23 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Re: Haven't had a dream in a long time.
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Originally Posted by Not Bob's Id
Apropos of nothing, poor Not Bob seems quite enthralled by the new Axe "Susan Glenn" commercial starring Kiefer Sutherland that he just saw while watching baseball. He's been wandering around the house muttering nonsense about "regretting not daring to disturb the universe" back in 11th grade or some shit. I think he may be Facebook stalking as we speak, and I got a feeling the soundtrack will be nonstop Smiths/the Cure/weepy Euro-pop for hours.
He drives me absolutely crazy when he goes into these Prufrockian funks -- I swear, there's something Not Right about that boy.
Besides, we all know that Axe wouldn't have helped him get laid in high school if liberal does of "Brut (by Faberge)" didn't work. Idiot.
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I just watched Delirious with my wife the other night. The use of "faggot" sans irony dates it a bit, but other than that, it still holds as one of the top five stand ups in history.
(Behind a couple Carlin specials, which are the gold standard.)
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