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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by J. Fred Muggs

GILFs know how to get it done.

Nice and gummy.

[mommylawyer]

Originally Posted by Shape Shifter

I was mostly kidding, but when either person is largely phoning it in, chances are neither are enjoying it very much.

Oh puh-leeze... I was walking away from this but who said anything about phoning it in? Are you serious? I'm hella good at it ... but like I said the first time, if he could do it himself, I wouldn't be mad....


And 2 on the receiving bad oral... makes you want to kick someone in the head... AND BECAUSE OF THAT, you never just phone it in....

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by mommylawyer

Oh puh-leeze... I was walking away from this but who said anything about phoning it in? Are you serious? I'm hella good at it ... but like I said the first time, if he could do it himself, I wouldn't be mad....


And 2 on the receiving bad oral... makes you want to kick someone in the head... AND BECAUSE OF THAT, you never just phone it in....

why have all the cool kids pm'd me saying they just read where you say "never?"

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by mommylawyer

Oh puh-leeze... I was walking away from this but who said anything about phoning it in? Are you serious? I'm hella good at it ... but like I said the first time, if he could do it himself, I wouldn't be mad....


And 2 on the receiving bad oral... makes you want to kick someone in the head... AND BECAUSE OF THAT, you never just phone it in....

I'm just gonna sit on the sidelines here eating on chips.

Want a chip?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

I can't believe my Tulsa hotel bar has Chimay on tap. Oklahoma is cool. I'd even take a less-than-enthusiastic BJ if I could drink a glass of Chimay during.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

I can't believe my Tulsa hotel bar has Chimay on tap. Oklahoma is cool. I'd even take an less-than-enthusiastic BJ if I could drink a glass of Chimay during.

dude, tomorrow morning drive up to Bow Legs. you ain't been to Ok. until you've lunched at Bow Legs Center.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

For clarification, I am not rigidly anti-Brazilian. It makes some activities much more pleasant. Nor am I bluntly pro-bush. The preferred bush is low cut, and tightly tapered, enough to make out what's underneath while still preserving the contrast of the bush against the skin. I am not a disco mitt fan (though I do admit liking '70s Playboy centerfolds more than most of the present crop... but that's more of an anti-airbrushing thing).

Less is better. Period. That a woman could hear that from a man and not understand that smooth things are eminently more lickable is baffling.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

There are few things on the planet more unsatisfying than receiving lousy oral sex.

And sometimes it's easier to say that you aren't that into it than to say that you aren't that into it with that particular partner.

Just out of curiosity, what makes oral sex lousy? Never seemed too hard to me (although obviously there are stories out there about extraordinary incompetency, but I have always thought they must be primarily apocryphal).

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally Posted by Adder

Less is better. Period. That a woman could hear that from a man and not understand that smooth things are eminently more lickable is baffling.

So you're with Shave on this?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy

So you're with Shave on this?

Except that I have no fuzzy sweaters. And Paigow has never been in my kitchen.

[LessinSF]

Originally Posted by mommylawyer

Oh puh-leeze... I was walking away from this but who said anything about phoning it in? Are you serious? I'm hella good at it ... but like I said the first time, if he could do it himself, I wouldn't be mad....

And 2 on the receiving bad oral... makes you want to kick someone in the head... AND BECAUSE OF THAT, you never just phone it in....

I was sitting this out, but my experience is most women who think they are "hella good" at it - are not. (See, e.g. every chick on reality TV who claims to be smart.) That is because every guy is different, and to be "hella good" at it is to recognize that whatever you have previously learned is likely wrong. What the last guy liked is "hella bad" for the next guy, but he may not tell you, although he may want to kick you in the head because you are providing bad oral.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I was sitting this out, but my experience is most women who think they are "hella good" at it - are not. (See, e.g. every chick on reality TV who claims to be smart.) That is because every guy is different, and to be "hella good" at it is to recognize that whatever you have previously learned is likely wrong. What the last guy liked is "hella bad" for the next guy, but he may not tell you, although he may want to kick you in the head because you are providing bad oral.

I have received teeth heavy BJs that I still enjoyed. There is no such thing as a bad one. There are certainly better ones, but as to "wrong kind" BJs it is kind of like Woody's take on orgasms in Annie Hall.

[Secret_Agent_Man]

Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen

There are few things on the planet more unsatisfying than receiving lousy oral sex.

And sometimes it's easier to say that you aren't that into it than to say that you aren't that into it with that particular partner.

True enough, no doubt.

Assuming hypothetically, though, that the giver has a noteworthy record of success with numerous other partners, that would still leave one puzzled that some folks just don't seem so interested in that as opposed to other activities. Some mysteries aren't meant to be solved.

S_A_M

[mommylawyer]

Originally Posted by LessinSF

I was sitting this out, but my experience is most women who think they are "hella good" at it - are not. (See, e.g. every chick on reality TV who claims to be smart.) That is because every guy is different, and to be "hella good" at it is to recognize that whatever you have previously learned is likely wrong. What the last guy liked is "hella bad" for the next guy, but he may not tell you, although he may want to kick you in the head because you are providing bad oral.

"... noteworthy record of success with "numerous" other partners ..." (numerous in quotes because the numerous is within the sphere of people I have had sex with)

that's all.

Still not my favorite thing.....

I find this quite amusing ..the offense that I would honestly admit to that... such a bunch of sensitive penis owners. Just because it is the center of your world.... oh never mind...lol!

Actually transitioning this off of me.... How much of this is really about wanting the person giving to actually like/enjoy the giving of it? Seems if that is so critical, why aren't more straight guys taking blow jobs from gay dudes????

[Adder]

Originally Posted by mommylawyer

Seems if that is so critical, why aren't more straight guys taking blow jobs from gay dudes????

Two things:

1. Because they aren't gay, and

2. What makes you think that gay men enjoying performing any more than straight women?