Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever! - Page 291

Replaced_Texan · 08-29-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Why am I a nasty piece of work? I'm just giving it back, man, defending myself. and I don't have a posse of backup.

You've never met me. you cannot be sure I am fat or not, unattractive or not. so stick it.

Your behavior on the board just now was certainly unattractive.

ltl/fb · 08-29-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought she meant from India also.

duh. heh

When did she say she had an Indian bf? OMG, did you guys do a spa weekend together????

barely_legal · 08-29-2006, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by dtb
I know a guy who did a face plant onto a marble floor in a hotel lobby in Chicago -- from about 30 feet up (he was walking on a banister as if it were a balance beam). He broke all his teeth (ALL of them), and had to have facial surgery, but other than that, broke no bones, no permanent damage.

Thank you, alcohol.

(it could also be he's alive b/c he passed out before he hit the floor)

I think I'd rather break a few bones than break all my teeth. That is one of my worst fears, breaking my teeth. Didn't we talk on the board once about how a lot of people dream of their teeth coming loose or dissolving? What do those dreams mean again? Do I have them b/c I'm white trash and fear that people will be able to tell by looking at me that i grew up in a trailer?

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-29-2006, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought she meant from India also.

duh. heh

I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.

ltl/fb · 08-29-2006, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I think I'd rather break a few bones than break all my teeth. That is one of my worst fears, breaking my teeth. Didn't we talk on the board once about how a lot of people dream of their teeth coming loose or dissolving? What do those dreams mean again? Do I have them b/c I'm white trash and fear that people will be able to tell by looking at me that i grew up in a trailer?

If it was a doublewide, I think you can look them right back, in the face even.

ltl/fb · 08-29-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.

A day with an exceptionally large penis? Cool. I have something to look forward to.

Replaced_Texan · 08-29-2006, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't believe I have *ever* posted my bf's race or country of origin, but don't let that stop you. Why don't we just say he's a delightful mix of South Asian and Native American and call it a day. With an exceptionally large penis.

I knew about the penis part.

nononono · 08-29-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I think I'd rather break a few bones than break all my teeth. That is one of my worst fears, breaking my teeth. Didn't we talk on the board once about how a lot of people dream of their teeth coming loose or dissolving? What do those dreams mean again? Do I have them b/c I'm white trash and fear that people will be able to tell by looking at me that i grew up in a trailer?

I read once it's supposed to mean you have a lot on your mind (dreaming metaphorically about chewing things over or somesuch). I don't know. Those dreams stress me out.

patentparanyc · 08-29-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Your behavior on the board just now was certainly unattractive.

Yeah what do you expect after being denigrated mercilessly for days on end? sweet and lightness and the unbearable lightness of being?

nononono · 08-29-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yeah what do you expect after being denigrated mercilessly for days on end? sweet and lightness and the unbearable lightness of being?

A little dignity?

taxwonk · 08-29-2006, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And apparantly, unable to sustain a marriage. And I find Indian men so unattractive, generally speaking. but let me guess you found the *one* hot one in the bunch!

I thought you were so sensitive to hostility towards Asians. Apparently that only applies to the "right" Asians. You know, it seems like no matter how far you drop, you still have the ability to sink even lower in my estimation. Kudos.

barely_legal · 08-29-2006, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Why am I a nasty piece of work? I'm just giving it back, man, defending myself. and I don't have a posse of backup.

You've never met me. you cannot be sure I am fat or not, unattractive or not. so stick it.

I don't need to meet you or even know what you look like to know how unattractive you are.

patentparanyc · 08-29-2006, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by nononono
A little dignity?

BS. Everyone took their potshots and I took mine. Fair is fair.

taxwonk · 08-29-2006, 11:20 AM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Or "don't cry for me Prolegentina."

You're prole-ly pushing it with that one.

dtb · 08-29-2006, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I think I can say with some authority that Thurgreed is not white trash. So you have at least one person you can have some affinity with.

Hey, I'm not white either. Or so I'm told.