Fashion Board--Penske . . . forever!

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I once asked my HS science teacher "how many calories equal a pound." I didn't get a satisfactory answer, and never have.

It occurred to me later that perhaps the reason I didn't get a satisfactory answer was that I needed to ask how many kilojoules equal a kilogram, but I don't think that's it.

3500

And I learned last Thursday in a nutrition workshop that the human body can only burn approximately 1/2 pound of fat and/or muscle a day. Any more weight loss in a day after that is water.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Shouldn't you be asking Ollie the same thing?

I think drinking your own urine can cause renal failure. Or something. There was some story on immigrants trying to make it across the desert, and I think it talked about that.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Quick, TM, request that he name all socks he's ever created. Blatantly request it, if that's necessary.

I don't keep a definitive list. If RT was so inclined, she could run an IP search (or whatever) and get a list and publish it here. There would probably be about a dozen or so that would be shared socks, so all the responsibility would not be mine. There would also be a few that would be the socks of someone else in my office who used to post and showed the same IP address for a while. I think.

Of course that would not take into account the hundreds of socks at Infirm and Yahoo, many of which were much more distinct in personality and better assimilated into the general populace as primaries.

[Fugee]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Fugee, Fugee, Fugee, have you learned nothing in the last couple of weeks? The only credible claims about a woman's hotness are those made by the woman herself. Those claims are all the more reliable if the woman provides concrete examples of the male behavior that she observed and that could only be interpreted to mean that the woman is hot. These reports of gwinky's hotness by other parties, both male and female, simply can't stand up to serious scrutiny now that the evidentiary standards have been so elevated.

Mea culpa. I'm a corpie. What do I know from evidentiary standards???

[Fugee]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think (and I haven't read JU or any other fansites all day, because I was golfing (badly)) that George could win HOH and Janelle would also be safe, but that's not going to happen. I think Janelle is screwed -- a victim of her own success.

I also think you're wrong about the phrase -- I think it's the "What you sew, so shall you reap", or something like that.

I'm going to quit watching after Janelle* goes so I hope she hangs in there longer.

It's ironic** that James used Janie's targeting of a floater rather than Boogie or Will the last time she was HoH as his justification of leaving the Season 6 alliance. And now he is in an alliance with Boogie and Will.

From the sheep clue, I originally thought the phrase was going to be "You (ewe) have been evicted." But from reading the Sucks boards, I gather the phrase is either what Str8 posted or "You reap what you sow."

*Have to support the Minnesota girl.

**I leave it to Flower to determine if I've used irony correctly.

[dtb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its their sterling personalities that win them the ladies. Witty bastards, with all their rakish charm.

Thank you for clarifying. I was wondering how in the world they reproduced. It's all clear to me now.

Many thanks, seb.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Honey, you are a rider producer. Like, Ms. X is gonna email you ERISA comments please drop in rider 27X.

I work with deal attys who work with bankers....I'm freakin' staff and they hang with me. They hang with you because it is their job.


And the boxing thing is old.

This is a joke, right? And I don't get it.

Because gwink may be a rider producer (or not, I don't know) but if she is, you are the one who gets the shitty job of removing all of the current page X from the transaction documents so that the revised page X with gwink's rider can replace it.

You're a produced rider delivery system.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen


You're a produced rider delivery system.

That sounds hot, I may need one of those for my office...

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This is a joke, right? And I don't get it.

Because gwink may be a rider producer (or not, I don't know) but if she is, you are the one who gets the shitty job of removing all of the current page X from the transaction documents so that the revised page X with gwink's rider can replace it.

You're a produced rider delivery system.

No, it isn't a joke, see I'm not the one fucking bragging about being an ERISA atty. duh.

And a damn straight well paid one too. thankuverymuch.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Why would they want to hang with staff.

That's what I always ask the ones who do. Unless, of course, the person in question isn't all insecure and hung up on being staff. Then they're just good people.

[LessinSF]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Cork is a slang term for Tampax, or at least among my high school friends. So I found your signoff amusing, and thought perhaps the effect was intentional.

It makes sense, I suppose, and gives a new meaning to "stick a cork in it." I just wish I had been that clever. Maybe it is all the craic I am enjoying.

LessinCork

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's what I always ask the ones who do. Unless, of course, the person in question isn't all insecure and hung up on being staff. Then they're just good people.

Which you are not "good people" you are just a noodge. and an annoying one at that. pot kettle baby

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Fugee, Fugee, Fugee, have you learned nothing in the last couple of weeks? The only credible claims about a woman's hotness are those made by the woman herself. Those claims are all the more reliable if the woman provides concrete examples of the male behavior that she observed and that could only be interpreted to mean that the woman is hot. These reports of gwinky's hotness by other parties, both male and female, simply can't stand up to serious scrutiny now that the evidentiary standards have been so elevated.

Hey. I'm a guy. In fact, I'm a deal lawyer, I wear Italian ties, English shirts with French cuffs, and I know several I-bankers. If I saw Gwinky in a Starbucks (that's what the lawyers call it, honey, not Sbux), I'd get an extra straw for her soy chai latte. And I'd smile at her as I gave it to her.

I think I've said enough here.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Hey. I'm a guy. In fact, I'm a deal lawyer, I wear Italian ties, English shirts with French cuffs, and I know several I-bankers. If I saw Gwinky in a Starbucks (that's what the lawyers call it, honey, not Sbux), I'd get an extra straw for her soy chai latte. And I'd smile at her as I gave it to her.

I think I've said enough here.

YOu say the same shit over and over and over. and the third round of edits, still not funny. perhaps if you drop in fucking rider 17X humor and rider 22Y funny we'd be set. I await your comments herewith.

Also, Appendix A, Hot and Rider 32 C young needs to be added. In some cases, Rider 35X I make bank helps.

Regards,
The Rider Putter Inner.

p.s. I expect that comfort letter stat, boy. deal to close here.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
YOu say the same shit over and over and over. and the third round of edits, still not funny. perhaps if you drop in fucking rider 17X humor and rider 22Y funny we'd be set. I await your comments herewith.

Regards,
The Rider Putter Inner.

p.s. I expect that comfort letter stat, boy. deal to close here.

Ooooh. Someone knows what a comfort letter is.

And I haven't needed the vomitorium in so long. (sigh)