Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Adder

Only if you think it's proof about the species of his father.

Translation: I post like I'm smart but I do not have any science knowledge at all. I am as stupid as the socks all say.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I know I'm the only one here with a science degree, but since Trump had kids that means he is the same specie as his parents.

So trump just offered the wrong doc then?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

Translation: I post like I'm smart but I do not have any science knowledge at all. I am as stupid as the socks all say.

Translation: I post like I'm smart but I do not have any science knowledge at all. I am as stupid as the socks all say.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Adder

So trump just offered the wrong doc then?

do you think a complaint has to prove your case?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Adder

Translation: I post like I'm smart but I do not have any science knowledge at all. I am as stupid as the socks all say.

SMH. You guys better win a road game against M or In, or I' ll crawl right up your ass.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

I think Trump wins this.

"Thinking" that is impossible. You may muse about that while drooling over your pudding cup in a home for imbeciles. You may even fantasize about it, if you're deluded and have absolutely no understanding of satire and media law. But sorry; you may not think that.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by ltl/fb

If Colbert teabags Trump, whose mouth is involved and who is doing the dipping? I cannot recall how terminology works. Stupid Lexus.

Cut it some slack. You're asking a lot from a GPS system. They aren't built for that kind of search.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

Shouldn't Maher move to dismiss on the ground that Exhibit B is not an actual birth certificate but rather a certification of what is on file at the office of vital records?

Maher noted that in last week's monologue, insisting Trump produce the long certificate.

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

do you think a complaint has to prove your case?

You really don't understand this at all, do you?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

SMH. You guys better win a road game against M or In, or I' ll crawl right up your ass.

Lost in Bloomington and don't play in Ann Arbor this year.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

do you think a complaint has to prove your case?

Do you think one has to raise a sustainable, actual claim?

This case will be dismissed before a single deposition is taken. And the lawyer who brought it - not Trump - should be made to pay the other side's costs. Trump's a whore. This is his shtik. Balber knows better. (That or he needs to be assessed for a determination of whether he has highly-functioning Asperger's [wouldn't be the first, or even 1000th, freak with an "Esquire" after his name suffering that undiagnosed condition]).

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Dude, she's married to a fucking rabbit. At this point, you need to talk to someone about this.

TM

I married him for love.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

No you don't. And if you do, don't let it be here. I miss the good old days when people would keep their mental illnesses to themselves. What ever happened to manners?

Yeah, let's go back to the good old days, where we discussed the latest news in associate salaries and debated over whether WSGR was cooler than O'Melveny. Woo-hoo.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Do you think one has to raise a sustainable, actual claim?

This case will be dismissed before a single deposition is taken. And the lawyer who brought it - not Trump - should be made to pay the other side's costs. Trump's a whore. This is his shtik. Balber knows better. (That or he needs to be assessed for a determination of whether he has highly-functioning Asperger's [wouldn't be the first, or even 1000th, freak with an "Esquire" after his name suffering that undiagnosed condition]).

Tough call for Maher --- move to dismiss the suit, or take (and videotape) Trump's deposition for the endless comedic value it will provide.

But, this is California. It's filed in state court, and in Los Angeles. What that means is that Maher can have it both ways. He'll file a demurrer (what we call a motion to dismiss out here, go figure). The hearing won't take place for about six months (budget cuts have wreaked havoc in the Cal state courts, and LA is particularly bad. I recently had to beg a clerk for a hearing within a month, on a motion that the statute said required a hearing within 5 days.)

Meanwhile, discovery marches on -- you don't have to wait for the pleadings to be set here.

Maher should hire a star trial lawyer who will rip Trump's balls off for seven hours of questioning, then feature the best clips on his show for months to come.

Should be fun. If anyone knows Maher, tell him I'm available.

[Fugee]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

isn't that what Maher asked for?

Putting aside the question of whether any reasonable person could believe it was a serious offer that one could accept....

A birth certificate isn't really proof of who one's father is, just what people chose to put on the birth certificate.* And of course after Trump made such a BFD about Obama's electronic short form birth certificate not being acceptable to prove where he was born, him submitting it as "proof" makes the whole thing just that more ridiculous.


*Doesn't Maury Povich pretty much make a career out of this?