Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Oh, just walking around? Maybe I misunderstood the question. Never close the blinds just to walk around. I'm really only thinking of bedroom blinds anyway because other windows are too far away from other apts for it to be an issue.

I meant everything. Walking around, having sex, brushing teeth etc.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
What is the list of FB-approved kinks? I just thought about it and came to the very disturbing conclusion that I don't think I have any kinks. Maybe my threshold is not set properly?

ix-nay on the oesucking-tay, in any event.

I offer a special, one-on-one seminar, conducted over the course of a weekend, to help preferred clients make this very determination. And as far as clients go, I would greatly prefer you to Thurgreed.

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Why so nice, paigow?

What is there not to be nice about? Life is beautiful and it is spring and what joy is there to take from making others feel bad? All it does is lower yourself.

Anyway, I am seeing a weekly churchgoing Catholic. When he sent me a link related to Pope humor he called it sacriligious. I am an agnostic of mainly jewish descent, raised by folks who don't believe in organized religion. But we both love kayaking (the real kind, not the bilmore kind). Can this work?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Why would women own more than one vibrator? Is it just that you still own one that you've since improved upon, or are their different times when different styles are in order?

It's the same reason you have more than one New Kids on the Block albums; cuz sometimes you're in the mood for a love song, and sometimes you want to get real funky.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is there not to be nice about? Life is beautiful and it is spring and what joy is there to take from making others feel bad? All it does is lower yourself.

Anyway, I am seeing a weekly churchgoing Catholic. When he sent me a link related to Pope humor he called it sacriligious. I am an agnostic of mainly jewish descent, raised by folks who don't believe in organized religion. But we both love kayaking (the real kind, not the bilmore kind). Can this work?

You said you wouldn't tell them about us.

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
You said you wouldn't tell them about us.

Are you flirting with me?

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Are you flirting with me?

It's spring.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by dtb
Put on a show.

Not because I'm some sort of exhibitionist, but because I can't be bothered to "get decent" for some random people I'll never see, and whom I don't know if I'm just walking to the kitchen in my underwear. The only real window where someone could get a good look, anyway, is my kitchen window, and I don't have blinds in there. It would involve robing and disrobing just to go have a sip of water -- feh, I say.

And those of us with links to your neighbor's webcam thank you.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
brushing teeth

that's gross.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I meant everything. Walking around, having sex, brushing teeth etc.

Lately, at least, I have the windows and blinds open most, in fact practically all, of the time. While nearly all of the non-middle-of-the-night, non-first-thing-in-the-morning sex happens with (dimmish) lights on or during daylight, most sex occursin my bedroom, and there are obscuring trees right outside the windows so I think it's not easy for anyone to get a very clear* view, even from the places on the same level right across the street.

EATA I feel bad for the neighbors through the wall sometimes, but only enough to shove my face in a pilow, not enough to shut up. I figure passers-by on the street are probably amused by anything they hear, but feel a little bad for the trapped neighbors. I'm not that loud that often, though, nor are my guests.

*I initially wrote "good" here but it was such a softball.


ETA alas, I missed bnb's pre-edit slip. I don't really care, though, because i really just wanted something interesting to read and the blinds open fulfills that wish. Yay!

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yes, but we all know he wears suits because he enjoys the feel of the lining, not because he thinks he's a hotshot.

It also involves an aversion to doing laundry.

Make it a point to wear a suit occasionally. This will allow you to interview without raising suspicion.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
What is there not to be nice about? Life is beautiful and it is spring and what joy is there to take from making others feel bad? All it does is lower yourself.

Anyway, I am seeing a weekly churchgoing Catholic. When he sent me a link related to Pope humor he called it sacriligious. I am an agnostic of mainly jewish descent, raised by folks who don't believe in organized religion. But we both love kayaking (the real kind, not the bilmore kind). Can this work?

No.

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No.

Why not, my commando-suit-wearing-friend-to-avoid-laundry?

Maybe peole think you have been interviewing for ages and can't get a gig bc your pants smell like piss?

[Anne Elk]

Originally posted by dtb
Put on a show.

Not because I'm some sort of exhibitionist, but because I can't be bothered to "get decent" for some random people I'll never see, and whom I don't know if I'm just walking to the kitchen in my underwear. The only real window where someone could get a good look, anyway, is my kitchen window, and I don't have blinds in there. It would involve robing and disrobing just to go have a sip of water -- feh, I say.

2.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Agreed. I never lower my blinds unless I'm in my bed and going to sleep. My husband used to discourage my walking around naked, but I am slowly beginning to become deprogrammed and I'm realizing that he was, um, waaay too uptight for the likes of me. It is amazing what you can block out when you are in love with someone.

Your husband was more than uptight... he was gay. How can any man complain about his wife walking around nude? I actually like the idea that people might see my wife naked. I've been to nude beaches with my wife and actually like the idea of watching her walk around naked in front of people. Sadly, if you've been to a nude beach, this usually means she's being watched by a pack of diguisting 55ish men with shaved pubes and a few balding guys with half mullets stroking themselves.

I do not like walking around nude in front of people. I was accosted for doing so years ago by some irate mother of some chick who was throwing an impromptu pool party. There I was, half blacked out on some whiskey I'd pilfered from my parents, searching for my shorts, and this fat Italian woman was screaming at us, "I'm calling the cops. I'm calling the goddamned cops!" Why couldn't we have been caught by a frustrated MILF who proceded to laugh and invite me inside for a little Mrs. Robinson action? Nooo, that doesn't happen in my world... or anyone else's. I just ran to the car, chased by some fat old moustached woman. It wasn't until we got about 15 minutes away that I realized I was wearing someone else's shorts.