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Old 08-18-2004, 05:55 PM   #1
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I have created a temporary shelter from the FB, where posters interested in tits and water polo teams and horse whisperers can come and relax and talk about such things in a spirit of fellowship and niceness.

However, as creator of the thread, I am better than you, and you must refer to me as, alternatively, the Creator, Mr. McFlint or Pam.

Enjoy your stay, and welcome to Flintonia. Applications for temporary citizenship are now being accepted.

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Old 08-18-2004, 06:05 PM   #2
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I have created a temporary shelter from the FB, where posters interested in tits and water polo teams and horse whisperers can come and relax and talk about such things in a spirit of fellowship and niceness.

However, as creator of the thread, I am better than you, and you must refer to me as, alternatively, the Creator, Mr. McFlint or Pam.

Enjoy your stay, and welcome to Flintonia. Applications for temporary citizenship are now being accepted.

Thank you.
This is a great idea, Pam. However, you may want to consider that you're establishing camp within my practice area may be construed by Hanks as a tacit backing of me. That may keep you from getting invited to all the cool parties.
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:11 PM   #3
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I have created a temporary shelter from the FB, where posters interested in tits and water polo teams and horse whisperers can come and relax and talk about such things in a spirit of fellowship and niceness.

However, as creator of the thread, I am better than you, and you must refer to me as, alternatively, the Creator, Mr. McFlint or Pam.

Enjoy your stay, and welcome to Flintonia. Applications for temporary citizenship are now being accepted.

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Can i be an administrator? i want to delete some wonk posts.
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:14 PM   #4
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I have created a temporary shelter from the FB, where posters interested in tits and water polo teams and horse whisperers can come and relax and talk about such things in a spirit of fellowship and niceness.

However, as creator of the thread, I am better than you, and you must refer to me as, alternatively, the Creator, Mr. McFlint or Pam.

Enjoy your stay, and welcome to Flintonia. Applications for temporary citizenship are now being accepted.

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Can we talk about Dryers?
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:16 PM   #5
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I have created a temporary shelter from the FB, where posters interested in tits and water polo teams and horse whisperers can come and relax and talk about such things in a spirit of fellowship and niceness.

However, as creator of the thread, I am better than you, and you must refer to me as, alternatively, the Creator, Mr. McFlint or Pam.

Enjoy your stay, and welcome to Flintonia. Applications for temporary citizenship are now being accepted.

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Oh, come on. You know nothing interesting will happen over here. You need the drama. Think of the make-up sex!
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:17 PM   #6
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This is a great idea, Pam. However, you may want to consider that you're establishing camp within my practice area may be construed by Hanks as a tacit backing of me. That may keep you from getting invited to all the cool parties.

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Can i be an administrator? i want to delete some wonk posts.
Flintonia welcomes our newest citizens, taxwonk and Hank Chinaski. Your new Flintonian names shall be Vegas and Mack, respectively. Due to lack of infrastructure at the present time, you will have to share accommodations at this time.

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Old 08-18-2004, 06:23 PM   #7
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Oh, come on. You know nothing interesting will happen over here. You need the drama. Think of the make-up sex!
Oh it's a happy day in Flintonia citizens! We have our first female (perhaps) citizens, formerly NotFromHere and robustpuppy, now known as Testeverde and Dr. No. With the influx of female posters, we can now abandon our previous plans to populate the island with clones. Vegas and Mack no longer need to share accomodations, thank you for trying, and please return the apparatus after sterilizing it first.

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Old 08-18-2004, 06:25 PM   #8
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Flintonia welcomes our newest citizens, taxwonk and Hank Chinaski. Your new Flintonian names shall be Vegas and Mack, respectively. Due to lack of infrastructure at the present time, you will have to share accommodations at this time.

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I'd like to be Sneezey. Or Joe.

Where are the cupholders in this place? I've GOT to put down this vodka soda and I don't want to leave a ring on the coffee table. Gratz.
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Oh, come on. You know nothing interesting will happen over here. You need the drama. Think of the make-up sex!
Hm. I have found myself unwittingly drawn to a thread labelled "Tax." I'm feeling a little sleepy. Or overwhelmed by paper. Should we talk about estate taxes or something?
And thanks for the new name Flinty. Green head or shitty quarterback. Whichever you associate with it. Should I change my avatar or will that squelch your plans to populate the island?
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:30 PM   #10
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I've GOT to put down this vodka soda and I don't want to leave a ring on the coffee table. Gratz.
Wttw. At a party where wonk is at, a woman should keep an eye on her drink at all times. Word is he ruffied notme at the new poster party in March.
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:31 PM   #11
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Where are the cupholders in this place? I've GOT to put down this vodka soda and I don't want to leave a ring on the coffee table. Gratz.
Cupholders? We Flintonians need no stinkin cupholders. The world is our toilet. We welcome you to Flintonia, but must note that the names Joe and Sneezey have been reserved. However, Wheezy or Skippy are still available. Please choose and a name tag will be forwarded.
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:35 PM   #12
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Cupholders? We Flintonians need no stinkin cupholders. The world is our toilet. We welcome you to Flintonia, but must note that the names Joe and Sneezey have been reserved. However, Wheezy or Skippy are still available. Please choose and a name tag will be forwarded.
I can't believe that you are handing out Wheezy so quickly after her untimely demise this year. Have you no conscience, man?! Hank, please explain to the monkey why there is nothing funny about celebrity deaths. Crimey.
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I can't believe that you are handing out Wheezy so quickly after her untimely demise this year. Have you no conscience, man?! Hank, please explain to the monkey why there is nothing funny about celebrity deaths. Crimey.
Oh. not to worry. wheezy has nothing to do with the Jeffersons, wheezy was taxwonk's nickname at HS track practice.
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Old 08-18-2004, 06:39 PM   #14
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Cupholders? We Flintonians need no stinkin cupholders. The world is our toilet. We welcome you to Flintonia, but must note that the names Joe and Sneezey have been reserved. However, Wheezy or Skippy are still available. Please choose and a name tag will be forwarded.
C'mon, let her be Sneezy Joe.
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I can't believe that you are handing out Wheezy so quickly after her untimely demise this year. Have you no conscience, man?! Hank, please explain to the monkey why there is nothing funny about celebrity deaths. Crimey.
No no no. Weezy died this year. Wheezy is still alive and living with the other dwarves. With his albuterol and Claritin.
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