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Replaced_Texan 06-10-2009 11:41 PM

This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
Name it, Hank.

Hank Chinaski 06-10-2009 11:52 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board
 
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Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan (Post 392326)
Name it, Hank.

"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".

Tyrone Slothrop 06-10-2009 11:58 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board
 
Your not from mensa sock wasn't smart enough, apparently.

Shape Shifter 06-11-2009 08:02 AM

Re: Hank's new fashion board
 
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Originally Posted by Shape Shifter (Post 392328)
Abstinence is a great idea, but I also think you need to enforce, you know, condoms and birth control and other things like that to have safe sex. I don't just think telling young kids, you can't have sex, it's not going to work. It's not realistic

Uh oh. I missed a period.

dtb 06-11-2009 09:13 AM

Re: Hank's new fashion board
 
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Originally Posted by sebastian dangerfield (Post 392330)
Some will say tuck and tape, so you can do it with both arms over the head, like a belly dancer. Some will even suggest you go with duct tape, because the Scotch stuff just doesn't hold up under moisture as it ought to.

Don't you believe them. You keep doing what you're doing and stay away from the office supply and hardware stores. A "3M Brazilian" is nothing you want to explain to the wife.

Two things:
  1. I'd leave off the last "to" in the first paragraph. Way funnier.

  2. 3M Brazilian? That's genius. I have a kind of technical question, though, about your word choice. Is it actually a Brazilian? I'd think it'd be more of an inner thigh waxing. But I don't have self-access to the equipment, so I don't know exactly where the tape goes. I'd rather not explain why I was asking to the owner of the equipment I do have access to.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 06-11-2009 11:52 AM

Re: Hank's new fashion board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 392327)
"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".


Somebody should find her TM's blowjob advice post.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-11-2009 12:00 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dtb (Post 392331)
Two things:
  1. I'd leave off the last "to" in the first paragraph. Way funnier.

  2. 3M Brazilian? That's genius. I have a kind of technical question, though, about your word choice. Is it actually a Brazilian? I'd think it'd be more of an inner thigh waxing. But I don't have self-access to the equipment, so I don't know exactly where the tape goes. I'd rather not explain why I was asking to the owner of the equipment I do have access to.

As to 1, got it. Noted for future use of any similar phrases.

As to 2, it's not a Brazilian, but it's close enough for the purpose offered, and what's lost in clinical accuracy is more than compensated for in the sharp imagery packed into so few syllables.

(For clarity, in case you're running the picture in your head, it wouldn't be a full Brazilian. Assuming the subject were gifted with average to above average equipment, the tape would remove nothing in the front. The underside and back are back are different stories. You can run those images for yourself. I own the equipment at issue and I don't even like thinking about how that deforestation would go.)

J. Fred Muggs 06-11-2009 12:02 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 392327)
"this is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth".

Note to fringster, involvement of teeth is not good in all activities.

dtb 06-11-2009 12:13 PM

Re: Hank's new fashion board
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield (Post 392355)
As to 2, it's not a Brazilian, but it's close enough for the purpose offered, and what's lost in clinical accuracy is more than compensated for in the sharp imagery packed into so few syllables.

Gotcha.

And let me reiterate, the phrase is genius.

Tyrone Slothrop 06-11-2009 01:30 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 

Fantastic
:

http://www.philebrity.com/wp-content...6/catfound.jpg

Replaced_Texan 06-11-2009 02:03 PM

Re: This is the thread where the fringster comes back with teeth
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 392361)

That totally made my day.

Fugee 06-11-2009 02:12 PM

Speaking of teeth.....
 
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Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 392361)

What is that critter? Not a cat and doesn't look like anything that grows in MN.

LessinSF 06-11-2009 02:17 PM

Re: Speaking of teeth.....
 
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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 392363)
What is that critter? Not a cat and doesn't look like anything that grows in MN.

Pretty sure its a possum.

Fugee 06-11-2009 02:28 PM

CSI: Feline
 
A cat serial killer in Miami. Get Horatio Caine on it.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06/11/...ef=mpstoryview

The Fugee Cats will hear about this the next time they beg to go outside. They are strictly indoor kitties.

Secret_Agent_Man 06-11-2009 03:31 PM

Re: Speaking of teeth.....
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LessinSF (Post 392364)
Pretty sure its a possum.

Yep.


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