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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Dude, that is really funny. Reminds me of a story too.

My friend and I were at our regular bar, just relaxing when this girl and a guy sit next to us and start talking really really loudly, like they are trying to get our attention. The girl is kind of cute and it's pretty obvious that the guy is not-straight, or at least not with her. He talked on and on about porsches and bmw's, but was pretty effeminate too (NTTAWWT). Anyway, they keep talking louder and louder (I think they both kind of liked my friend), so finally we just butted into their conversation and made up inane questions, as they obviously needed some attention. After a little polite small talk, we got up to leave for dinner, and to throw the two pathetic fools a little bone of human attention, my friend made a white lie and pretended to hit on the dude. We laughed about it for days.

Too bad, because the friend I was with was the lap sitter at the "my divorce is finally final" festivity.