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[Boo Berry]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, I step away for awhile to run the Spanky Show and the Insurgency Boards, which you killed, and you go and have an actual Real Life FB hookup? I didn't even know there was any meat left on this board. You kill my boards, and then tease me about sometning I dont know whats gong on and declare a moratorium?

Baltassoc is the grumpy guy from Baltimore who is married with kids, right? I didnt realize he did the meeting GA things. Maybe he was aligned with JFUCK?

Bitter Post of the Day?????

[lo han kuo]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Tell me more, tell me more, that you don't got her preg

Nope. Protection. Two Types. His and Hers.

[lo han kuo]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
The 3some is your only way out. Have fun!

I am probably weak enough to fall into this trap but Summer is resolute in heteroness.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Dude, that is really funny. Reminds me of a story too.

My friend and I were at our regular bar, just relaxing when this girl and a guy sit next to us and start talking really really loudly, like they are trying to get our attention. The girl is kind of cute and it's pretty obvious that the guy is not-straight, or at least not with her. He talked on and on about porsches and bmw's, but was pretty effeminate too (NTTAWWT). Anyway, they keep talking louder and louder (I think they both kind of liked my friend), so finally we just butted into their conversation and made up inane questions, as they obviously needed some attention. After a little polite small talk, we got up to leave for dinner, and to throw the two pathetic fools a little bone of human attention, my friend made a white lie and pretended to hit on the dude. We laughed about it for days.

Too bad, because the friend I was with was the lap sitter at the "my divorce is finally final" festivity.

[lo han kuo]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The funniest thing is he believes the Ex Sec was all woman.

She was "tucking."

Doubtful, but she did have a full blown disco mitt bush. Are those back in? And seemingly a natural blond.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
I love you like the guy down the hall who's fun to flirt with (but I've never actually met), but aren't you also the guy who is afraid to compliment the waitress's new hairstyle lest Mrs. Not Bob read your unfaithful thought waves?

That would be correct. See why I have to be subtle?

AoN, Dar Williams was live in the studio on Sirius last night for a little more than an hour -- she has a new album coming out next month, and it sounds pretty good.

My wife is jealous of her, too.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Back when I went to bars to meet women I would often tell them that I was a priest. This would cause them to relax their guard, as all but the most aggressive saw that it made me unobtainable. Over the course of the evening that same unavailability would play with their minds and fantasies. by midnight, when I broke out my story that I was really considering leaving the Church, they were in my pocket pretty quick, so to speak.

What does that have to do with Britney?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by lo han kuo
I am probably weak enough to fall into this trap but Summer is resolute in heteroness.

You have a couple of weeks to find another, bi-curious, unscrupulous summer. But be more careful with this one and don't let Summer #1 find out. SAs who fuck married attorneys at their summer firms are risky in terms of trustworthiness and discretion.

(Bad boy bad boy, whatchgonna do?)

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Not Bob
How does an old married guy pick up the hot summer chicks, anyway? God knows I've tried, but perhaps I've been too subtle.

Spanky just signed up for my introductory course, "How an old married guy can pick up hot younger chicks", perhaps you should too. If you need references, just ask Gatti or Sidd, although their percentages are down due to external mitigating factors, which if you've ever met them in person, you understand.

[lo han kuo]

Originally posted by Not Bob
The summer must be almost finished for Summer, no? Surely she can schedule and reschedule something a few times ("oh, lo had a client meeting come up, and Mrs. Department Head invited me to tea, so we couldn't make it.") in the short amount of time left. Then she's back at school, and out of the picture -- and doesn't have to piss off Ex Sec before your Annointment later this year.

How does an old married guy pick up the hot summer chicks, anyway? God knows I've tried, but perhaps I've been too subtle.

Marital angst plus contrived late night work assignments plus a well stocked mini-bar in the office. Did you try that combination?

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
So, I step away for awhile to run the Spanky Show and the Insurgency Boards, which you killed, and you go and have an actual Real Life FB hookup? I didn't even know there was any meat left on this board. You kill my boards, and then tease me about sometning I dont know whats gong on and declare a moratorium?

Baltassoc is the grumpy guy from Baltimore who is married with kids, right? I didnt realize he did the meeting GA things. Maybe he was aligned with JFUCK?

Pretty much, pretty much, yes, and I don't think so.

It was sort of discussed a lot last week here, though I think the actual confirmation of relationship was on the PB.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Spanky just signed up for my introductory course, "How an old married guy can pick up hot younger chicks", perhaps you should too. If you need references, just ask Gatti or Sidd, although their percentages are down due to external mitigating factors, which if you've ever met them in person, you understand.

I don't think he said hot summer. He said summer.

[Sparklehorse]

Originally posted by Not Bob
That would be correct. See why I have to be subtle?

See RP's post above for some insight about why "subtle" won't work in your circumstances.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by lo han kuo
Doubtful, but she did have a full blown disco mitt bush. Are those back in? And seemingly a natural blond.

Yeh, they're the new in thing on the pubic fashion front. Sometimes I like the retro thing; sometimes not.

Originally posted by lo han kuo
Doubtful, but she did have a full blown disco mitt bush. Are those back in? And seemingly a natural blond.

Abbakiss is your secretary?