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					Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower  Dear Hank,
 I feel bad in advance that your wife will get drunk and openly hit on me.  As you will know at the time, I will do nothing to encourage it.  I hope that you will consider the fact I will spurn her and instead have extra-marital relations with Ironweed's wife a sign of respect.
 
 Yours,
 
 Flower
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 translation: Ironweed's wife won't wear underwear, and given my short fuse problem, every second counts. so I'll pick her.