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Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower
Dear Hank,
I feel bad in advance that your wife will get drunk and openly hit on me. As you will know at the time, I will do nothing to encourage it. I hope that you will consider the fact I will spurn her and instead have extra-marital relations with Ironweed's wife a sign of respect.
Yours,
Flower
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translation: Ironweed's wife won't wear underwear, and given my short fuse problem, every second counts. so I'll pick her.