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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
changing the location of the accident to Applebees (like that helps)
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He figured the incident would go unnoticed because of the constant hail of gunfire that fills most Applebees' restaurants. But he should have gone all the way:
"911, what is your emergency?"
"I just got shot at White Castle!"
"Please hang up, dial 311 and press '7' for noise complaints. Thank you."
