Congratulations Slave and Catrin!!!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

If you would have asked me in 1989 if Neil Patrick Harris and Alec Baldwin would be on the list of actors who shouldn't be funny but are absolutely hilarious whenever they feel like it, I would have said, "You're crazy. They're not fresh like Eddie Murphy."

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0c...-rashida-jones

TM

[Shape Shifter]

Originally Posted by Replaced_Texan

Some scientists yesterday debunked the ratio theory.... Is Thurgreed too moving on?

Uh huh.

While pop culture seems to worship the hourglass figure for females, with a tiny waist, big breasts and curvy hips à la Marilyn Monroe, this may not be optimal, says anthropologist Elizabeth Cashdan of the University of Utah who has a large waist, small breasts, and shapeless hips.

[taxwonk]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I complete that assignment before noon each day. In fact, I've already moved on to figuring out who is dumber: Plaxico Burress, a professional athlete who accidentally shot himself in the leg in a night club while already injured, involving other teammates, changing the location of the accident to Applebees (like that helps), getting the club worker in trouble for allowing him in with a gun, getting the hospital worker in trouble for presumably bribing them to keep them from reporting it to the police and for being an all-around douchebag or the cop who took a loaded gun to a classroom to demonstrate safety, shot himself in front of the class and continued with the demonstration, limping around while trying to bring out another fucking gun!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlkF3...layer_embedded

TM

Darwin wins again.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

If you would have asked me in 1989 if Neil Patrick Harris and Alec Baldwin would be on the list of actors who shouldn't be funny but are absolutely hilarious whenever they feel like it, I would have said, "You're crazy. They're not fresh like Eddie Murphy."

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c0c...-rashida-jones

TM

thanks for reminding me about the "all the things the bible says" part. i almost forget that each year i need to order imprinted copies of Luke 18: 25 to go with my associates end of year bonus checks.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Isn't that really just a question of who has the stronger union rep?

TM

to me the main difference is that Burress is paid to hang onto stuff better than that.

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

changing the location of the accident to Applebees (like that helps)
TM

He figured the incident would go unnoticed because of the constant hail of gunfire that fills most Applebees' restaurants. But he should have gone all the way:

"911, what is your emergency?"
"I just got shot at White Castle!"
"Please hang up, dial 311 and press '7' for noise complaints. Thank you."

[Anne Elk]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

I complete that assignment before noon each day. In fact, I've already moved on to figuring out who is dumber: Plaxico Burress, a professional athlete who accidentally shot himself in the leg in a night club while already injured, involving other teammates, changing the location of the accident to Applebees (like that helps), getting the club worker in trouble for allowing him in with a gun, getting the hospital worker in trouble for presumably bribing them to keep them from reporting it to the police and for being an all-around douchebag or the cop who took a loaded gun to a classroom to demonstrate safety, shot himself in front of the class and continued with the demonstration, limping around while trying to bring out another fucking gun!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlkF3...layer_embedded

TM

Plaxico.

Or the guys at the Gun Club in Westfield, MA who let minors fire Uzis. And the ER doctor who let his recently departed son fire one.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/bre..._chief_in.html

[Gattigap]

Originally Posted by ironweed

He figured the incident would go unnoticed because of the constant hail of gunfire that fills most Applebees' restaurants.

Somewhere in a secluded mountain cabin, The International Male weeps.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Anne Elk

Plaxico.

Or the guys at the Gun Club in Westfield, MA who let minors fire Uzis. And the ER doctor who let his recently departed son fire one.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/bre..._chief_in.html

everyone hates on michigan state people. if you were an athlete who matriculated at an instituion where sports victories were often folowed by police car burning, wouldn't you want to be strapped when you go outside?

and another thing, has this Hansbrough guy ever been called for 1) travelling 2) over the back or 3) offensive fouls? I'm really curious.

[J. Fred Muggs]

Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlkF3...layer_embedded

TM

He's the only one professional enough to have a Glock .40

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski

everyone hates on michigan state people. if you were an athlete who matriculated at an instituion where sports victories were often folowed by police car burning, wouldn't you want to be strapped when you go outside?

and another thing, has this Hansbrough guy ever been called for 1) travelling 2) over the back or 3) offensive fouls? I'm really curious.

Does Hansbrough also play for Maryland too? Or is there some other excuse you'd like to use for that one?

[Adder]

Originally Posted by Pretty Little Flower

As annoying as it is, it actually has worked in decreasing the amount of meth being home cooked.

Really?

Which I suppose is better than having these fucked up tweakers blowing themselves up in rural trailers around the state.

Why?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint

Does Hansbrough also play for Maryland too?

my writing teacher taught me, that when I'm trying to make a smart assed point, i needed to be especially careful to avoid sloppy writing. in. the. 5th. grade.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Octopus dress.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop

Octopus dress.

I saw something like that on a kid at halloween. Much cuter.