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Re: Cell phones
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Originally Posted by Sidd Finch
Did you do the sin known as turkey bacon? The closest I've gotten to requesting a divorce was when Mrs. Finch bought a package of that crap. It tastes like my belt, without all the flavor.
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Someone had the gall to ask for it at the Chocolate Cake and Bacon breakfast, but there was none available. 50 people or so were asked to bring 3 pounds of bacon, and not a one brought the abomination known as turkey bacon.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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