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					Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy   I'll bet your wife notices the difference. | 
	
 You keep mentioning this "wife" thing, which I do not have, and likely will not have until (1) I convince myself that it isn't decidedly creepy for the disturbingly senior associate (albeit one who will never be partner) to hit on the cute mid-20s paralegal in the office down the hall, (2) trick her into agreeing to go out with me, and (3) brainwasher her into wanting to actually go out a second time and carry on from there.
So, in other words, no wife.