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Originally Posted by dtb
How does one lose a pair of pants?
Which reminds me -- there is an unclaimed pair of shoes around the house and I have no idea who they belong to. Who leaves without shoes?
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Flinty's sorry. You weren't home when he came in, and he took them off in your closet while you slept so he wouldn't wake you on the way out. When you called the police the last time he got pretty scared.
He meant to get them the next time, but then you changed your locks.