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10-20-2009, 02:18 PM
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#1006
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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Re: Blow, Gabriel, blow
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Originally Posted by Fugee
Definitely.
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Agree.
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I just want to play on my pan-pipes
I just want to drink me some wine
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10-20-2009, 02:19 PM
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#1007
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: MetaPenskeLand
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Re: Post-Mortems Are Death, Onto the Dating Talk
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
when I went out of my to rectruit you to come back here, I visualized many benefits. however, even I did not anticipate the weight loss benefits that would flow from my being made to vomit repeatedly on any given day.
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I thought that was from me?!?! I feel betrayed.   
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I am on that 24 hour Champagne diet,
spillin' while I'm sippin', I encourage you to try it
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10-20-2009, 02:20 PM
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#1008
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Posts: 4,838
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Re: Post-Mortems Are Death, Onto the Dating Talk
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Originally Posted by evenodds
Crush is still in effect. Did I leave you off my dance card, darling?
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Look, I mean no offense or anything, but please please please for the love of god, promise me that if you and G3 have a child that you won't let them post here ever. No offense. Ok, some offense. But like a Kansas City Chiefs level of offense, not New Orleans.
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I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.
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10-20-2009, 02:22 PM
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#1009
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,149
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Re: Post-Mortems Are Death, Onto the Dating Talk
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Originally Posted by PresentTense Pirate Penske
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and I miss Fringey!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-20-2009, 02:23 PM
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#1010
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[intentionally omitted]
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
Posts: 18,597
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Re: Calling Hollywood.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But I specifically want Alton and the Mythbusters gang because I think they'd have good chemistry.
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Is this a(n intentionally bad) pun?
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10-20-2009, 02:25 PM
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#1011
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Meep meep.
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10-20-2009, 02:52 PM
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#1012
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,753
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Re: Calling Hollywood.
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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Is this a(n intentionally bad) pun?
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A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is only 6.00 x 1023*. We can't serve a mole."
*this should read "ten to the 23rd".
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Last edited by Did you just call me Coltrane?; 10-20-2009 at 03:10 PM..
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10-20-2009, 03:00 PM
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#1013
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Re: Calling Hollywood.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is only 6.00 x 1023. We can't serve a mole."
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Hank, take notes. Somewhere Eva Silverstein is swooning.
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10-20-2009, 03:00 PM
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#1014
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Re: Calling Hollywood.
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry, our maximum occupancy is only 6.00 x 1023. We can't serve a mole."
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10-20-2009, 03:01 PM
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#1015
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by sebastian_dangerfield
They have some nice fabrics at the top end. I had a good one years ago (until I lost the pants).
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How does one lose a pair of pants?
Which reminds me -- there is an unclaimed pair of shoes around the house and I have no idea who they belong to. Who leaves without shoes? |
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10-20-2009, 03:04 PM
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#1016
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by dtb
How does one lose a pair of pants?
Which reminds me -- there is an unclaimed pair of shoes around the house and I have no idea who they belong to. Who leaves without shoes?
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Flinty's sorry. You weren't home when he came in, and he took them off in your closet while you slept so he wouldn't wake you on the way out. When you called the police the last time he got pretty scared.
He meant to get them the next time, but then you changed your locks.
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A wee dram a day!
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10-20-2009, 03:06 PM
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#1017
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
Posts: 18,532
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by dtb
How does one lose a pair of pants?
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A $54 million suit was filed in DC to determine just that.
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10-20-2009, 03:06 PM
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#1018
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,997
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Re: Calling Hollywood.
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Originally Posted by Fugee
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Maybe if Coltrane'd included the caret, it would be more clear.
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never incredibly annoying
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10-20-2009, 03:07 PM
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#1019
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,175
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Re: Calling Hollywood.
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Originally Posted by Fugee
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Mole |
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10-20-2009, 03:12 PM
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#1020
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
Posts: 8,434
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Re: Fedora and cigarettes not included.
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Originally Posted by dtb
How does one lose a pair of pants?
Which reminds me -- there is an unclaimed pair of shoes around the house and I have no idea who they belong to. Who leaves without shoes?
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Someone in a hurry.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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