Quote:
Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation: Paigow was right! I no longer am a road runner, I elliptic! The soft Alcoholic haze of middle age engulfs me.
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The true middle aged feeling comes when you see the insanely cute girl flip her hair walking out of the gym and smile really broadly in your direction and for a brief moment think,
I could bag that... I know I could... I still have it.
And then you realize, she's looking at your kid, walking next to you, on his way to the child-watching area for an hour... while you run on the elliptical (because you wrecked your knee trying to jog with your wife, who smokes you).
