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07-24-2013, 05:24 PM
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07-24-2013, 05:33 PM
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Why does every gym
Have an incessant throat clearer?
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07-24-2013, 06:09 PM
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Re: Why does every gym
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Have an incessant throat clearer?
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For me, if I'm working out next to someone with bad BO I clear my throat a lot as a way of avoiding breathing.
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07-24-2013, 06:13 PM
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Re: Why does every gym
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Have an incessant throat clearer?
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One-upper: Super hot throat clearer. I almost hate-fucked her right there on the treadmill.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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07-24-2013, 06:25 PM
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Re: Why does every gym
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
One-upper: Super hot throat clearer. I almost hate-fucked her right there on the treadmill.
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Translation: Paigow was right! I no longer am a road runner, I elliptic! The soft Alcoholic haze of middle age engulfs me.
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07-24-2013, 07:29 PM
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Re: Why does every gym
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
For me, if I'm working out next to someone with bad BO I clear my throat a lot as a way of avoiding breathing.
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Oh. Sorry. I keep the same gym clothes in the trunk of my car since October.
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07-24-2013, 07:42 PM
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Re: Why does every gym
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Originally Posted by Icky Thump
Oh. Sorry. I keep the same gym clothes in the trunk of my car since October.
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de nada. I used to date Atticus's sister.
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07-24-2013, 07:46 PM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
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Re: Why does every gym
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de nada. I used to date Atticus's sister.
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from what i hear, this is pretty much the extent of your comedic technique. sad. |
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07-24-2013, 08:00 PM
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Re: Why does every gym
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Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch
from what i hear, this is pretty much the extent of your comedic technique. sad.
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ih8djfkjr loved the gilligan posts, fwiw.
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07-24-2013, 10:38 PM
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new board motto
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
ih8djfkjr loved the gilligan posts, fwiw.
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wwih8djfkjrd?
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07-25-2013, 10:18 AM
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
For those of you who have seen "Orange Is the New Black," this is Taryn Manning, who plays Pennsatuckey. Look at her teeth. For those who haven't seen the show (one, you should) I just cannot get over casting in US movies/TV. Pennsatuckey is an pretty beat up girl, with horribly yellowed teeth. Somewhere there is an aspiring actress who has bad teeth organically, and who could have used the paycheck to get veneers.
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07-25-2013, 10:22 AM
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Re: Why does every gym
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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
One-upper: Super hot throat clearer. I almost hate-fucked her right there on the treadmill.
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Good thinking. The hate fellate would suck (clearly a spitter) (and, npi).
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07-25-2013, 10:31 AM
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Re: Why does every gym
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation: Paigow was right! I no longer am a road runner, I elliptic! The soft Alcoholic haze of middle age engulfs me.
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The true middle aged feeling comes when you see the insanely cute girl flip her hair walking out of the gym and smile really broadly in your direction and for a brief moment think, I could bag that... I know I could... I still have it.
And then you realize, she's looking at your kid, walking next to you, on his way to the child-watching area for an hour... while you run on the elliptical (because you wrecked your knee trying to jog with your wife, who smokes you).
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07-25-2013, 10:36 AM
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It's all about me.
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Re: Towards A Virtual Williamsburg!
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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
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Why does this article act like this only ever happened for the first time in 2007?
And the term "Lathamed" was not coined then, but decades before.
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07-25-2013, 10:36 AM
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Re: Why does every gym
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski
Translation: Paigow was right! I no longer am a road runner, I elliptic! The soft Alcoholic haze of middle age engulfs me.
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The last sentence is accurate.
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